foundsheep Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 HOLY HUMOR 1. There was a church that had problems with outsiders parking in its parking lots, so they put up a sign: CHURCH CAR PARK - FOR MEMBERS ONLY Trespassers will be baptized! 2. "Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin Robbins."! 3. "People are like tea bags - you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are." 4. "How will you spend eternity - Smoking or Nonsmoking?" 5. "Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives" 6. "It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin." 7. "Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church." 8. "Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon." 9. "In the dark? Follow the Son." 10. "If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cimlog Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 10. "If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.." You got me laughing out loud on this one!! HAHA! LOL! :crackup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_rev Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 I have those books. However I'm trying to sell them at www.half.com Take Care! The_rev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cathgirl Posted February 2, 2004 Share Posted February 2, 2004 :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: ..smoking or non-smoking...... :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foundsheep Posted February 2, 2004 Author Share Posted February 2, 2004 I have those books. However I'm trying to sell them at www.half.com Take Care! The_rev what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littleflower+JMJ Posted February 2, 2004 Share Posted February 2, 2004 he was probably on msn when he posted that and had like 5 convos going on and didnt' even know he did that........... i've done that once many times..... -_- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norseman82 Posted February 2, 2004 Share Posted February 2, 2004 Here's a website of an Anglican priest in England who has some good signs: http://www.fasterpastor.com/autobio1.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foundsheep Posted February 2, 2004 Author Share Posted February 2, 2004 he was probably on msn when he posted that and had like 5 convos going on and didnt' even know he did that........... i've done that once many times..... -_- Yes you have, didnt you one time type like yoour whole conversation to me with someone else and I was like :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littleflower+JMJ Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 Yes you have, didnt you one time type like yoour whole conversation to me with someone else and I was like LOL yeah that was hilarious! you were all tripping out cuz out of the blue i just started talking about something else! and then one time i IMed Tina to tell her something and i IMed DAVE by accident..... poor dave, he probably thinks im crazy for doing that!!!!! :shame: well i would too if someon just randomly IMed me and said, "okay reading teacher" LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VeraMaria Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foundsheep Posted February 3, 2004 Author Share Posted February 3, 2004 Flowery is KOO KOO :wacko: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VeraMaria Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 Flowery is KOO KOO Koo Koo Kool :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foundsheep Posted February 3, 2004 Author Share Posted February 3, 2004 KOO KOO CLOCK! :cyclops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VeraMaria Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 hmmm...i think someone else has gone koo koo... :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foundsheep Posted February 3, 2004 Author Share Posted February 3, 2004 Oh everybody already knows that but Flowery is just coming out....as KOO KOO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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