dUSt Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 You may come close to beating all my knives, but behold, I have not told you of my most powerful knives yet! My Girl Scout cookie knives backed up by my please visit our local Baptist church knives, and my convert to the Church of Latter Day Saints knives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 But if you don't have any "come to my in home party selling-- Partylite (tm), Pampered Chef (tm), At Home America (tm), Usborne Books (tm) or Tupperware (tm)" knives, you are out of your league, dUSt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 [quote name='homeschoolmom' post='1284283' date='May 30 2007, 10:23 AM']But if you don't have any "come to my in home party selling-- Partylite (tm), Pampered Chef (tm), At Home America (tm), Usborne Books (tm) or Tupperware (tm)" knives, you are out of your league, dUSt.[/quote] Don't forget Creative Memories(tm) And there are the Boy Scout Popcorn Knives, the Band Kids Selling Candy for Band Trip Knives, and the Jehovah's Witness Knives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dUSt Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 No way, nobody can beat my hey my girflriend got into a car accident and I need to borrow $10 so I can get her a tow truck and I live right down the street so you can trust me but I'll show up next month with the exact same story asking for more money knives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 [quote name='dUSt' post='1284292' date='May 30 2007, 11:38 AM']No way, nobody can beat my hey my girflriend got into a car accident and I need to borrow $10 so I can get her a tow truck and I live right down the street so you can trust me but I'll show up next month with the exact same story asking for more money knives.[/quote] You win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 [quote name='dUSt' post='1284292' date='May 30 2007, 10:38 AM']No way, nobody can beat my hey my girflriend got into a car accident and I need to borrow $10 so I can get her a tow truck and I live right down the street so you can trust me but I'll show up next month with the exact same story asking for more money knives.[/quote] Dude, I got that beat: Hey, I know it's 3 a.m. and I don't live in your building (don't ask how I got through the locked front door) but I have a crying baby and need money for formula -- yeah, that $19 you have in your wallet will be perfect knives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 You guys really need to move to the suburbs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 now I do live in the burbs ... and I get weird people walking through my yard knives on a regular basis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 but not at 3 am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 No ... now the stranger who bothers me at 3 a.m. is my housemate's baby daddy coming down to use the Internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 [quote name='Terra Firma' post='1284301' date='May 30 2007, 11:49 AM']No ... now the stranger who bothers me at 3 a.m. is my housemate's baby daddy coming down to use the Internet. [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dUSt Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 Don't you mean the stranger who bothers me at 3 a.m. is my housemate's baby daddy coming down to use the Internet knives? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 Point-- dust. Sorry, Terra, you choked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 [quote name='dUSt' post='1284319' date='May 30 2007, 11:17 AM']Don't you mean the stranger who bothers me at 3 a.m. is my housemate's baby daddy coming down to use the Internet knives?[/quote] [quote name='homeschoolmom' post='1284320' date='May 30 2007, 11:18 AM']Point-- dust. Sorry, Terra, you choked.[/quote] Argh! And that was the winning knife, too! I got distracted. Well congratulations, dUSt. You won that one, fair and square. Next time I will be more focused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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