Sojourner Posted May 7, 2007 Author Share Posted May 7, 2007 [quote name='Theologian in Training' post='1266726' date='May 7 2007, 09:13 AM']What's the worst that can happen? You will become like Peter Parker except you will be the first Spidergirl Kirsten Dunst (Mary Jane..wonder how the author of Spiderman came up with that name ) has met her match![/quote] Well ... it could forgive my unpleasant disposition and I would die. That would be the worst. Of course, then maybe I would be on my way to be with Jesus which wouldn't be so bad ... [quote name='Raphael' post='1266755' date='May 7 2007, 09:54 AM'][url="http://www.foxnews.com/wires/2007May06/0,4670,ODDSpiderBoy,00.html"]http://www.foxnews.com/wires/2007May06/0,4...iderBoy,00.html[/url][/quote] is right!! That is nasty! [quote name='prose' post='1266898' date='May 7 2007, 12:46 PM']I read the first sentence of that and almost screamed. .... shivers.... :faint: THEY NEED A FAINT SMILIE!![/quote] Indeed! I was looking for one last night ... the closest was ascension (implying that I was scared out of my skin). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 [img]http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n129/corsetti3/spider.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted May 7, 2007 Author Share Posted May 7, 2007 (edited) [quote name='MIkolbe' post='1266936' date='May 7 2007, 01:11 PM'][img]http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n129/corsetti3/spider.jpg[/img][/quote] OK there is just not a smiley that comes close to expressing the revulsion I now feel ... Edited May 7, 2007 by Terra Firma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archaeology cat Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 [quote name='WillT' post='1266602' date='May 7 2007, 06:09 AM']I went to high school with a guy who had a pet snake, and his older brother had a pet tarantula. He used to let the snake out so it could slither around and keep it's slim figure. Well, one night the snake was out for his evening jog and happened upon the unsuspecting tarantula. He ate it. So, the moral of the stry: buy a snake to eat all your spiders, especially tarantulas. [/quote] I tried to get my roommates to follow this logic because there was a mouse in the apartment, and they wouldn't let me have my cat. Unfortunately they didn't go for it, but I really wanted to get a pet snake! [quote name='Raphael' post='1266755' date='May 7 2007, 03:54 PM'][url="http://www.foxnews.com/wires/2007May06/0,4670,ODDSpiderBoy,00.html"]http://www.foxnews.com/wires/2007May06/0,4...iderBoy,00.html[/url][/quote] And yeah, that's just horrible. I saw that earlier today. Not cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissScripture Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 [quote name='Terra Firma' post='1266671' date='May 7 2007, 07:58 AM']I have a similar treaty with spiders, but a little more stringent: they die if I can see them. Especially if they are dangling right above my pillow!!!! Clearly he was plotting an offensive action and had to die. [/quote] See, that would be a violation of my treaty, too, because he is obviously going to try to crawl on me or my things. Dangling is close enough to touching that it will not be tolerated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted May 7, 2007 Author Share Posted May 7, 2007 [quote name='MissScripture' post='1267078' date='May 7 2007, 03:11 PM']See, that would be a violation of my treaty, too, because he is obviously going to try to crawl on me or my things. Dangling is close enough to touching that it will not be tolerated.[/quote] good glad to see we are on the same page with this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissScripture Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 Well, after I had the daddy long legs crawl across my face...*shudders* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted May 7, 2007 Author Share Posted May 7, 2007 [quote name='MissScripture' post='1267157' date='May 7 2007, 03:42 PM']Well, after I had the daddy long legs crawl across my face...*shudders*[/quote] that is awful! I mean, not as bad as a tarantula but still awful. You have to be careful around spiders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissScripture Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 Well, we managed to wake up the rest of the campsite when I gasped and threw it across the tent, so my lil sister freaked out and made me turn on our flashlights and find it and kill it. Then she got mad at me when I killed it on her sleeping bag. We finally got the remains of it thrown on the floor. We settled back in and all of the sudden she sits up, turns on the light and grabs her shoe and proceeds to beat it about 10 more times. Then she looked at me and said, "Okay, it's really dead. G'nite." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted May 7, 2007 Author Share Posted May 7, 2007 [quote name='MissScripture' post='1267165' date='May 7 2007, 03:50 PM']Well, we managed to wake up the rest of the campsite when I gasped and threw it across the tent, so my lil sister freaked out and made me turn on our flashlights and find it and kill it. Then she got mad at me when I killed it on her sleeping bag. We finally got the remains of it thrown on the floor. We settled back in and all of the sudden she sits up, turns on the light and grabs her shoe and proceeds to beat it about 10 more times. Then she looked at me and said, "Okay, it's really dead. G'nite."[/quote] that's a great story! And you tell it so well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romans1513 Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 [quote name='Raphael' post='1266755' date='May 7 2007, 11:54 AM'][url="http://www.foxnews.com/wires/2007May06/0,4670,ODDSpiderBoy,00.html"]http://www.foxnews.com/wires/2007May06/0,4...iderBoy,00.html[/url][/quote] Once I woke up in the middle of the night and felt something crawling on my cheek. It took me at least half an hour to go back to bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus_lol Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 midnight snack? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paladin D Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 (edited) Now I want a doctor to examine my ears, I hear things talking to me. Ear gnomes? Edited May 8, 2007 by Paladin D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonbon Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 [quote name='Terra Firma' post='1266583' date='May 6 2007, 11:55 PM']Well I was just getting ready to turn out my light when I glanced over and saw a HUGE SPIDER DESCENDING FROM THE CEILING TO MY PILLOW. I am now officially not going to sleep tonight, even though I killed it. I mean, what if it has friends, and its evil friends come after me in the dark????? [/quote] *shiver* i wouldn't be able to sleep for a week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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