Sojourner Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 (edited) Well I was just getting ready to turn out my light when I glanced over and saw a HUGE SPIDER DESCENDING FROM THE CEILING TO MY PILLOW. I am now officially not going to sleep tonight, even though I killed it. I mean, what if it has friends, and its evil friends come after me in the dark????? Edited May 7, 2007 by Terra Firma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dUSt Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 Phatmass eats Google spiders in the middle of the night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted May 7, 2007 Author Share Posted May 7, 2007 (edited) yum ... I think I'll note for the record that the reason I edited the opening post was that I messed up its/it's. Edited May 7, 2007 by Terra Firma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paladin D Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 I hate spiders... I may not be able to sleep tonight. Thanks a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WillT Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 [quote name='Terra Firma' post='1266583' date='May 6 2007, 11:55 PM']Well I was just getting ready to turn out my light when I glanced over and saw a HUGE SPIDER DESCENDING FROM THE CEILING TO MY PILLOW. I am now officially not going to sleep tonight, even though I killed it. I mean, what if it has friends, and its evil friends come after me in the dark????? [/quote] I went to high school with a guy who had a pet snake, and his older brother had a pet tarantula. He used to let the snake out so it could slither around and keep it's slim figure. Well, one night the snake was out for his evening jog and happened upon the unsuspecting tarantula. He ate it. So, the moral of the stry: buy a snake to eat all your spiders, especially tarantulas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted May 7, 2007 Author Share Posted May 7, 2007 [quote name='Paladin D' post='1266599' date='May 7 2007, 12:07 AM'] I hate spiders... I may not be able to sleep tonight. Thanks a lot.[/quote] EXACTLY the effect I was hoping for. I am going to need some company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted May 7, 2007 Author Share Posted May 7, 2007 [quote name='WillT' post='1266602' date='May 7 2007, 12:09 AM']I went to high school with a guy who had a pet snake, and his older brother had a pet tarantula. He used to let the snake out so it could slither around and keep it's slim figure. Well, one night the snake was out for his evening jog and happened upon the unsuspecting tarantula. He ate it. So, the moral of the stry: buy a snake to eat all your spiders, especially tarantulas. [/quote] snakes are creepy too though ... but thanks for the thought I think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissScripture Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 [quote name='Terra Firma' post='1266583' date='May 7 2007, 12:55 AM']Well I was just getting ready to turn out my light when I glanced over and saw a HUGE SPIDER DESCENDING FROM THE CEILING TO MY PILLOW. I am now officially not going to sleep tonight, even though I killed it. I mean, what if it has friends, and its evil friends come after me in the dark????? [/quote] And that is why I will not kill spiders! The evil friends and family scare me! (Unless the spider violates our treaty of staying off my things. If it crawls on me or my things, it's dead. It's allowed on the floor or wall or whatever, but not on my stuff or my person!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paladin D Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 [quote name='Terra Firma' post='1266603' date='May 7 2007, 02:09 AM']EXACTLY the effect I was hoping for. I am going to need some company. [/quote] You [b]are[/b] evil. Wanna have dinner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted May 7, 2007 Author Share Posted May 7, 2007 [quote name='MissScripture' post='1266625' date='May 7 2007, 12:54 AM']And that is why I will not kill spiders! The evil friends and family scare me! (Unless the spider violates our treaty of staying off my things. If it crawls on me or my things, it's dead. It's allowed on the floor or wall or whatever, but not on my stuff or my person!)[/quote] I have a similar treaty with spiders, but a little more stringent: they die if I can see them. Especially if they are dangling right above my pillow!!!! Clearly he was plotting an offensive action and had to die. [quote name='Paladin D' post='1266629' date='May 7 2007, 01:01 AM']You [b]are[/b] evil. Wanna have dinner? [/quote] Sure! You come bye MN anytime and I will cook you dinner. It's an open invite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theologian in Training Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 [quote name='Terra Firma' post='1266583' date='May 7 2007, 01:55 AM']Well I was just getting ready to turn out my light when I glanced over and saw a HUGE SPIDER DESCENDING FROM THE CEILING TO MY PILLOW. I am now officially not going to sleep tonight, even though I killed it. I mean, what if it has friends, and its evil friends come after me in the dark????? [/quote] What's the worst that can happen? You will become like Peter Parker except you will be the first Spidergirl Kirsten Dunst (Mary Jane..wonder how the author of Spiderman came up with that name ) has met her match! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thy Geekdom Come Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 [url="http://www.foxnews.com/wires/2007May06/0,4670,ODDSpiderBoy,00.html"]http://www.foxnews.com/wires/2007May06/0,4...iderBoy,00.html[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luthien Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 [quote name='Raphael' post='1266755' date='May 7 2007, 12:54 PM'][url="http://www.foxnews.com/wires/2007May06/0,4670,ODDSpiderBoy,00.html"]http://www.foxnews.com/wires/2007May06/0,4...iderBoy,00.html[/url][/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thy Geekdom Come Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 [quote name='Luthien' post='1266780' date='May 7 2007, 10:19 AM'][/quote] I know. Is that gross or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prose Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 I read the first sentence of that and almost screamed. .... shivers.... :faint: THEY NEED A FAINT SMILIE!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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