homeschoolmom Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbi Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 Firstly, the opening post pretty much is the whole plot to the "Left Behind" series, Secondly, you dont want to be stung by the man o war... i was snorkelling in Maui on my honeymoon when i was stung and endured great pain & sickness for a few hours. Peace, Rob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catholimaniac Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 That was a jellyfish? I thought it was a piece of art glass. Bill Gates is the anti-christ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SJRod55 Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 But pray tell...... why are the nominations for the Anti Christ ALL male???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 Because... duh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissScripture Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 [quote name='Rod' post='1187598' date='Feb 7 2007, 01:40 PM'] But pray tell...... why are the nominations for the Anti Christ ALL male???? [/quote] That's kind of a good question. Because if this is supposed to be the OPPOSITE of Christ, and Christ was male, shouldn't it be a female? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mateo el Feo Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 [quote name='MissScripture' post='1187697' date='Feb 7 2007, 05:45 PM'] That's kind of a good question. Because if this is supposed to be the OPPOSITE of Christ, and Christ was male, shouldn't it be a female?[/quote]Or, if the anti-Christ is the opposite of God, shouldn't the Anti-Christ be a dog? Oh, no! Maybe the anti-Christ is a female dog... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catholimaniac Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 [quote name='Mateo el Feo' post='1187708' date='Feb 7 2007, 06:09 PM'] Or, if the anti-Christ is the opposite of God, shouldn't the Anti-Christ be a dog? Oh, no! Maybe the anti-Christ is a female dog... [/quote] Which me reminds me of the joke: What does an insomniac, dyslexic, agnostic do? Stays up all night contemplating dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musturde Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 (edited) [quote name='Mateo el Feo' post='1187708' date='Feb 7 2007, 05:09 PM'] Or, if the anti-Christ is the opposite of God, shouldn't the Anti-Christ be a dog? Oh, no! Maybe the anti-Christ is a female dog... [/quote] hahahaa that made me laugh. Lets go back through time... God created man then woman out of man Woman led man to sin. Christ brought salvation back to man It's only obvious that woman will yet again lead to the fall of man. This is something only Christ can fix. Therefore, to solve this problem there is only one obvious solution, exterminate all women. I think i could get paid doing this. Edited February 8, 2007 by musturde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Socrates Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 [quote name='Rod' post='1187598' date='Feb 7 2007, 02:40 PM'] But pray tell...... why are the nominations for the Anti Christ ALL male???? [/quote] Because Hillary doesn't want us to know The Truth! [quote name='Mateo el Feo' post='1187708' date='Feb 7 2007, 06:09 PM'] Oh, no! Maybe the anti-Christ is a female dog... [/quote] Like I said . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cathoholic_anonymous Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Why is the Antichrist colluding with a deadly jellyfish? Portuguese man o' wars may be able to kill if something gets in their way, but they have no brain, an anus that doubles up as a mouth, and very little controlled movement. I don't fancy Satan's chances, myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Socrates Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 [quote name='Cathoholic Anonymous' post='1187826' date='Feb 7 2007, 08:29 PM'] Why is the Antichrist colluding with a deadly jellyfish? Portuguese man o' wars may be able to kill if something gets in their way, but they have no brain, an anus that doubles up as a mouth, and very little controlled movement. [/quote] Much like your typical anti-Christian liberal . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mateo el Feo Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 We need more anti-Christ threads. [quote name='Cathoholic Anonymous' post='1187826' date='Feb 7 2007, 08:29 PM'] Why is the Antichrist colluding with a deadly jellyfish? Portuguese man o' wars may be able to kill if something gets in their way, but they have no brain, an anus that doubles up as a mouth, and very little controlled movement.[/quote]This is another deception of the devil. He makes you think that a Portuguese man o' war is a jellyfish; but, actually, it's a [i]siphonophora[/i]. Tricky devil... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prose Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 (edited) [quote name='musturde' post='1187822' date='Feb 7 2007, 06:21 PM'] Therefore, to solve this problem there is only one obvious solution, exterminate all women. I think i could get paid doing this. [/quote] ORRRR.. We could exterminate everyone that is not an active phatmasser... And maybe even some suspicious pm'ers. Dust could decide that. Edited February 8, 2007 by prose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SJRod55 Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 [quote]Because Hillary doesn't want us to know The Truth! QUOTE(Mateo el Feo @ Feb 7 2007, 06:09 PM) Oh, no! Maybe the anti-Christ is a female dog... Like I said . . .[/quote] Cruel.... so cruel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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