brandelynmarie Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 [quote name='Nihil Obstat' timestamp='1328248596' post='2380117'] Although that last sign sounds like something I would say. [/quote] Me too. I would say it just because. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selah Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 [quote][color=#282828]There can be no animals in heaven. I deduced this on my own, a la Thomas Aquinas though. [/color] [color=#282828]Heaven is a place or state of perfect happiness. [/color] [color=#282828]Dogs make some people unhappy. [/color] [color=#282828]Therefore, dogs cannot be present in heaven or they would reduce the state of perfect happiness of those who don't like dogs. [/color][/quote] [img]http://www.newswireless.net/contentimages/medium/dilbert_bah_02.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papist Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Do All Dogs Go To Heaven? No, only the ones without mortal sin on their souls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groo the Wanderer Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 dogs go to heaven, but phatpeeps that rez old arse threads go to hell on an express train Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arfink Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Necro necro necro buuuuuuuuump!!!! YAYYYYY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis Tate Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 [quote name='dUSt' timestamp='1057255531' post='437'] To me, heaven is a place where there are no cats. [/quote] But didn't Rabbi Jesus/Yahushua inspire his servants to compare him with a lion? I believe that we can learn a lot about the personality of our Creator through many of the characteristics that he put in animals. If you do a search for animals and near death experiences you will run into some surprising information. Approximately one person in six who has an NDE meets with a deceased pet. This would fit with animals being able to communicate with humans before the fall of Adam and Eve. In the Apocalypse it is stated that the Messiah comes riding on a white horse, in Psalms it talks about Messiah riding on a cherub....is the white horse of the Apocalypse made in the form of a horse???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selah Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Plus, Orthodox monks love cats. It's like a requirement to have a cat if you want to be a monk See, you guys think I'm joking. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRSannie Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 only certain breeds go to Heaven. Labs...automatic. Dachshunds...after lengthy Purgatorial experience. Chihuahuas...too yappy, bound for hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Joseph Cardinal Ratzinger used to feed the stray cats around Vatican city. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selah Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Is it true that cats aren't aloud in the Vatican? I read that somewhere and felt sad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 [quote name='Selah' timestamp='1328378402' post='2380910'] Is it true that cats aren't aloud in the Vatican? I read that somewhere and felt sad [/quote] I dunno, but if it's true it would be hard to enforce. It's not exactly impenetrable most of the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selah Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 [quote name='Nihil Obstat' timestamp='1328378735' post='2380913'] I dunno, but if it's true it would be hard to enforce. It's not exactly impenetrable most of the time. [/quote] Good. The Pope needs cats. God loves cats ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God the Father Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 If there are no animals in heaven, send me to hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selah Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Why is that cubone crying in your avatar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 [quote name='Selah' timestamp='1328450025' post='2381432'] Why is that cubone crying in your avatar? [/quote] Probably because it's wearing the skull of its mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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