You Know You're A Catholic With Too Much Time On Your Hands When..

[Thy Geekdom Come]

...you debate with others over whether "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?" was really an appropriate entrance hymn for the marriage of Baron Von Trapp and his bride, Maria.

[puellapaschalis]

Quite, but the altar in the film was stunning as I remember.

Love and prayers,

PP

[homeschoolmom]

[quote name='Raphael' post='1179692' date='Jan 29 2007, 06:21 PM']
...you debate with others over whether "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?" was really an appropriate entrance hymn for the marriage of Baron Von Trapp and his bride, Maria.
[/quote]
I KNOW!!! I have always thought that was weird... silly musical format... "We need a reprise-- let's stick it in the wedding, even though it makes no sense!!" How do you solve a problem like Maria? Marry her off, I guess.

[Catholictothecore]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That's funny.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A CATHOLIC WITH TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HAND IF YOU'RE POSTING IN THIS THREAD!

I have a half a chapter of psych to do still tonight...

[let_go_let_God]

Yeah, I have Faulkner...

God bless-
LGLG

[Catholictothecore]

You know you're a catholic with too much time on his hands when you have Faulkner?

[djc08]

Community Theatre did Sound for their summer production and I've never seen the wedding part of the movie and when I was helping out with it (lights and backstage assistant manager) I was telling the pianist (who is converting to Catholicism) that "Problem Like Maria" isn't a very accpetbable soung for the processional...and then I watched the movie with him and his wife that afternoon and understood...

[Catholictothecore]

"Look at the flesh,
pink and plump
hello, little girl...

tender and fresh
not one lump
hello little girl

THIS ONE'S ESPECIALLY LUSH!
DE-LISH-US!

Hello, little girl
what's your rush?
you're missing all the flowers
the sun won't set for hours
take your time!

LRR: Mother said
'straight ahead'
not to delay
or be mislead

W: Just so, Little Girl
any path?
So many worth exploring?
Just one would be so boring?
Just think what you're ignoring?

Grandmother first
then Miss Plump
what a delectable couple
Utter perfection
one brittle
one subtle
one moment, my dear

LRR: Grannie said
'Straight ahead
not to delay or be mislead

W: Just so, Little Girl
Hark and hush,
the birds are singing sweetly
you'll miss the birds COMPLETELY
You're traveling so fleetly!

Think of those crisp
aging bones
then something fresh on the palate
Think of that luscious carnality twice in one day
there's no possible way
to desribe what you feel
WHEN YOUR TALKING TO YOUR MEAL!

LRRH: Mother said 'Never stray
Still I expet a small delay
Granni might like a fresh boquet...
Good bye, mister Wolf..

W: good bye, little girl..
and Hellooooooooooooooo.....


AWOOOOOOO!!!
[i]Stephan Sondhiems "Into the Woods"[/i]


Ten points to the first ot figure out what that's about.

[kateri05]

i'd like to think that it was a musical reprise montage for the viewer, but those amazing rocking nuns would have made sure to choose an appropriate hymn for processing in.


cuz um yea, i'd totally already thought about that :

[franciscanheart]

[quote name='Catholictothecore' post='1179865' date='Jan 29 2007, 09:15 PM']
"Look at the flesh,
pink and plump
hello, little girl...

tender and fresh
not one lump
hello little girl

THIS ONE'S ESPECIALLY LUSH!
DE-LISH-US!

Hello, little girl
what's your rush?
you're missing all the flowers
the sun won't set for hours
take your time!

LRR: Mother said
'straight ahead'
not to delay
or be mislead

W: Just so, Little Girl
any path?
So many worth exploring?
Just one would be so boring?
Just think what you're ignoring?

Grandmother first
then Miss Plump
what a delectable couple
Utter perfection
one brittle
one subtle
one moment, my dear

LRR: Grannie said
'Straight ahead
not to delay or be mislead

W: Just so, Little Girl
Hark and hush,
the birds are singing sweetly
you'll miss the birds COMPLETELY
You're traveling so fleetly!

Think of those crisp
aging bones
then something fresh on the palate
Think of that luscious carnality twice in one day
there's no possible way
to desribe what you feel
WHEN YOUR TALKING TO YOUR MEAL!

LRRH: Mother said 'Never stray
Still I expet a small delay
Granni might like a fresh boquet...
Good bye, mister Wolf..

W: good bye, little girl..
and Hellooooooooooooooo.....
AWOOOOOOO!!!
[i]Stephan Sondhiems "Into the Woods"[/i]
Ten points to the first ot figure out what that's about.
[/quote]
Into the Woods is my FAVORITE!!

[Maria]

I am so not into that movie. Partly it's because I like the book too much, and partly it's because everybody sings that song at me.

[Catholictothecore]

[quote name='hugheyforlife' post='1179911' date='Jan 29 2007, 10:11 PM']
Into the Woods is my FAVORITE!!
[/quote]

Did I abuse her or show he disdain
Why did she run from me?
If I should lose her
how shall I regain the heart she was from me?

Agony! Misery!...


I wish I knew the rest of that song.

I want to play Prince Charming. The first, not the second.

[SJRod55]

... When you sit at home reading Phatmass ALL day and wondering why your name is on the top two pages ALL the time!!!!!!

[AlterDominicus]

...when all you talk about 24/7 is nothing but Catholic stuff! Or a vocation talk all day

[Didymus]

Micah, that definitely cracked me up