Richard Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 And the alien replied, "Peace be with you, brothers! We are Catholic aliens from the planet Phatmass!!!" :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thicke Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 And the alien replied, "Peace be with you, brothers! We are Catholic aliens from the planet Phatmass!!!" And then thicke woke up from a very strange dream and regretted eating that liver for dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mulls Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 all of this thoroughly confused "mulls the protestant"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thicke Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 (edited) all of this thoroughly confused "mulls the protestant"... ....as much as it did thicke, which why he decided it must have been a dream, having watched too much TV in the 80's like Dallas and St. Elsewhere. Edited January 21, 2004 by thicke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God Conquers Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 And so he proceeded to drink a gallon of maple syrop, for a morning pick-me-up.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VeraMaria Posted January 22, 2004 Author Share Posted January 22, 2004 ...and was about to head to work, when something fell from the sky.... :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thicke Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 ...and was about to head to work, when something fell from the sky.... ....it was his boss, thumping him on the head for doing to much Phatmass posting at work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aloysius Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 and then he woke up from the dream that made him think that it was all a dream, but it really wasn't a dream and they were still on the spaceship Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God Conquers Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 and the aliens all looked like Ross Perot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seatbelt Blue Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 Suddenly, he died of a congenital heart defect, and awoke to find himself in the Bardo, the waiting place before reincarnation, before a million Chinese bureaucrat Demon-gods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VeraMaria Posted January 22, 2004 Author Share Posted January 22, 2004 he sat up quickly and tried to stand up, but slipped and started falling, falling, falling, and then he ended up in ____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Red Posted January 24, 2004 Share Posted January 24, 2004 the deleted board, "Wrinkly Aliens" where all the old phatmassers posted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FX2 Posted January 24, 2004 Share Posted January 24, 2004 (edited) And then little prancing faries came with their magic pixie dust and took everyone to never never land. Edited January 24, 2004 by FX2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God Conquers Posted January 25, 2004 Share Posted January 25, 2004 which never happenned because it never existed and got caught in a loop of uneneding NEVERNESS.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aloysius Posted January 25, 2004 Share Posted January 25, 2004 And then little prancing faries came with their magic pixie dust and took everyone to never never land. and then dUST reprimanded FX for calling him a pixie. then everyone woke up on the alien space ship and realized that there's no such thing as the Bardo or Reincarnation, and they all prayed the rosary suddenly aware of what life after death really meant :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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