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NASHVILLE, Tenn., Dec 6 (Reuters Life!) - It may be one problem airline security officials never envisioned -- a passenger lighting matches in flight to mask odors from her flatulence. :shock:

The woman's actions resulted in an emergency landing on Monday in Nashville of an American Airlines flight bound for Dallas from Washington, D.C., said Lynne Lowrance, a spokeswoman for Nashville's airport.

Other passengers reported the odor of burned matches, but the woman was not forthcoming when asked about it, Lowrance said on Wednesday.

"Of course, she was scared and embarrassed but all the passengers had to disembark, all the luggage had to be searched, a canine team was brought in, and about three hours were consumed in sorting out the situation," she said.


The woman was not allowed back on the flight and barred from flying on American Airlines, Lowrance said.

"Since there was no malice involved and the incident was accidental, she was not charged with anything," she said.

Passengers are permitted four books of paper safety matches on a plane but cannot light them during flight, Lowrance said.

"I've had calls from people all over the country about this," she said. "And I don't have the answer to this problem."

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IcePrincessKRS

[quote name='cappie' post='1137204' date='Dec 7 2006, 02:41 AM']

Passengers are permitted four books of paper safety matches on a plane but cannot light them during flight, Lowrance said.

"I've had calls from people all over the country about this," she said. "And I don't have the answer to this problem."
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Maybe the answer is to ban matches...

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so setting a fluffy air extraction on fire is supposed to make it less conspicious?

*lights match* BLAM!! big gout of flame erupts from under her seat.

"Wasn't me"

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[quote name='Mary's servant' post='1137682' date='Dec 7 2006, 06:27 PM']
AMDG+JMJ
What's the point of allowing matches, if they can't be lighted?
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so you don't have to check them.

I would imagine this is most important for smokers. You can't bring a lighter on the plane or smoke on the plane, so if you're jonesing for a smoke after you get off the plane you'd have to wait for you checked baggage in order to smoke. If you carry matches with you, then you can enjoy a leisurely smoke while waiting for your baggage to be unloaded.

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homeschoolmom

[quote name='cappie' post='1137522' date='Dec 7 2006, 03:18 PM']
:poot:
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[quote name='Dave' post='1137565' date='Dec 7 2006, 04:34 PM']
BBBBBPPPPPLLLLLAAAAATTTTT
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Boy... didn't see any of that coming. <_< :P:

[quote name='Jesus_lol' post='1137663' date='Dec 7 2006, 06:48 PM']
so setting a fluffy air extraction on fire is supposed to make it less conspicious?

*lights match* BLAM!! big gout of flame erupts from under her seat.

"Wasn't me"
[/quote]

Um, no... you light it after the fact to burn up the fumes...


[quote name='Terra Firma' post='1137722' date='Dec 7 2006, 08:05 PM']
so you don't have to check them.

I would imagine this is most important for smokers. You can't bring a lighter on the plane or smoke on the plane, so if you're jonesing for a smoke after you get off the plane you'd have to wait for you checked baggage in order to smoke. If you carry matches with you, then you can enjoy a leisurely smoke while waiting for your baggage to be unloaded.
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Boy... you talk to language of experience...

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