Make Murder Safer!

[rollingcatholic]

Let's get a law passed that if you want to kill someone, you can make an appointment with some sort of a professional, who will sneak up on your victim and give them a shot or something. Make fighting back against this sort of thing a capital offense.

Too many murderers are killed/injured in self defense.

[Thy Geekdom Come]

Dear RC,

Your proposal seems misdirected. Please contact the following organizations which demonstrate that they may actually support you:

National Organization for Women
National Abortion Rights Action League (NARAL Pro-Choice America)
The National Socialist Workers' Party
Nicaragua
The Italian and Irish Mafias
Your local parish ladies' guild

Sincerely,

Phatmass






: jk about the ladies' guild

[Socrates]

Remember the important thing is to make sure it's safe for the person making the choice to murder.
Let's make sure we crack down on guns on other weapons that could be used for self-defense against murder-providers (let's never say "killers" or "hit-men"!)

Oh, wait a sec! Liberals are already doing that!


It would be a terrible thing to return to the days of back-alley murders!

[Didacus]

Its that 99% of liberals that make that other 1% look bad.

[Lahecil]

This reminded me of a satire I read, it was about how instead of gun control, how about bullet control. Since the slogan "Guns don't kill people, people kill people" is technically wrong, since the bullet is actually doing the killing. However, only the bullet when used in conjunction with a gun will kill, since the sub-subcommittee that determined this did tests, and no harm was done to the man serving as a target when they merely threw the bullets at him, but did in fact die when he was hit by a bullet fired from a gun.

Who would've thought of that?

[Didacus]

*chuckle*

Like the man who jumps out of the 50th floor. When he falls 45 floors down and gets to the fifth someone opens their window and asks: how are you doing?
The man replies 'So far so good.'