Carrie Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 I got this in an e-mail. Thought it was pretty funny. :D The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other. DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown. SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: Could we be overreacting? SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars. ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: What did you do all day? SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today. SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe! ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate. Pass this onto all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh! Or men who need a warning! And remember: Money talks ... but chocolate sings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Red Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 that's great!!!! i love it!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilroy the Ninja Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 yeah, I'm posting that around here somewhere for Don John............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carrie Posted January 16, 2004 Author Share Posted January 16, 2004 hee hee, i thought you ladies would like it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PedroX Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Carrie, The title of this thread cracked me up. Who are the men who don't have to deal with women? lol peace... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Exactly. So you should give us all chocolate. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaithFinder Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 :: That rocks! Every guy nees to read that one. It would be good for their health in the long run! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary's Knight, La Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Now someone posts that! I had to learn it the hard way, I'm still bearing scars from the experience... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norseman82 Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate. Gee, all that chocolate is making you....nevermind...incoming frying pan at 12:00!!! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carrie Posted January 16, 2004 Author Share Posted January 16, 2004 Gee, all that chocolate is making you....nevermind...incoming frying pan at 12:00!!! All that chocolate is making us HAPPY!! C'mere...my frying pan has your name on it!! And Pedro....that was the joke. You all have to deal with us. Just my dry humor I suppose. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im4Him Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Ah...chocolate, the answer to everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God Conquers Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Man, I better start stocking up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcePrincessKRS Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Forget the chocolate. Gimmie the 50 bucks and I'll buy a Snickers and have 49 bucks left over to do whatever I want with!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatholicAndFanatical Posted January 17, 2004 Share Posted January 17, 2004 sure, see guys that their plan.. we give them ALL the chocolate they want so that they can keel over at an early age and blame it on us. We just cant win. Id rather give her the 50 bucks..to take the next bus out cant catch me :nanny: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carrie Posted January 17, 2004 Author Share Posted January 17, 2004 ::throws pan at CatholicAndFanatical:: Katie, why settle for snickers? I was thinking Godiva :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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