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Confessionator741

Oompa Loompa, doompadee doo

We have a perfect puzzle for you.

Oompa Loompa, doompadee dee

If you are wise you will listen me.

What do you get when you guzzle down sweets,

Eating as much as an elephant eats?

What are you at getting terribly fat?

What do you think will come of that?

I don't like the look of it.

Gum chewing's fine when it's once in a while.

It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile

But it's repulsive, revolting, and wrong,

Chewing and chewing all day long

The way that a cow does.

Who do you blame when your kid is a brat,

Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat?

Blaming the kids is a lion of shame.

You know exactly who's to blame:

The mother and the father.

What do you get from a glut of T.V.?

A pain in the neck and an I.Q. of three.

Why don't you try simply reading a book?

Or could you just not bear to look?

You'll get no commercials.

If you're not greedy you will go far.

Given good manners you will go far.

If you're not spoiled then you will go far.

You will live in happiness too.

Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do

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