Happy Halloween

[Theologian in Training]

Not to add to the scandal, but my pastor told me the bishop loved it so much he sent it to everyone in the chancery, even the sisters

[homeschoolmom]

We'll I like to think the sisters can laugh, too.

[let_go_let_God]

That's funny.

God bless-
LGLG

[CrossCuT]

[quote name='Theologian in Training' post='1104325' date='Oct 29 2006, 07:19 PM']
Ok, let me warn you, it is not as bad as it seems. Read it all the way through before making a judgment. This is one of the funniest emails I have gotten in a while!

A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and
>notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
>She asks him why he is staring.
>
> He replies: "I have a question to ask
>you but I don't want to offend you." She answers, " My son, you cannot
>offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I
>have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure
>that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
>
> "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have
>a nun kiss me."
> She responds, "Well, let's see what we
>can do about that: #1, you
> have to be single and #2, you must be
>Catholic."
>
> The cab driver is very excited and says,
>"Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
>
& "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next
>alley."
>
> The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss
>that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the
>cab driver starts crying.
> "My dear child," said the nun, why are!
>you crying?"
> "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and
>I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

> The nun says, "That's OK. My name is
>Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."
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[quote name='Theologian in Training' post='1104586' date='Oct 29 2006, 09:53 PM']
I actually sent this to my pastor who, in turn, sent it to the bishop...good thing they are close friends

To add to the laughs

[img]http://www.comics.com/comics/pearls/archive/images/pearls2006102104719.jpg[/img]
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[size=1]HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHE Cute
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[djc08]

I printed it off and am taking it to school!