Theologian in Training Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 Ok, let me warn you, it is not as bad as it seems. Read it all the way through before making a judgment. This is one of the funniest emails I have gotten in a while! A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and >notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. >She asks him why he is staring. > > He replies: "I have a question to ask >you but I don't want to offend you." She answers, " My son, you cannot >offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I >have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure >that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." > > "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have >a nun kiss me." > She responds, "Well, let's see what we >can do about that: #1, you > have to be single and #2, you must be >Catholic." > > The cab driver is very excited and says, >"Yes, I'm single and Catholic!" > & "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next >alley." > > The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss >that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the >cab driver starts crying. > "My dear child," said the nun, why are! >you crying?" > "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and >I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." > The nun says, "That's OK. My name is >Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Franimus Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stargirl3:16 Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 I've heard that one before, except it was a little more... uh, unchaste... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
franciscanheart Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 scandalous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theologian in Training Posted October 30, 2006 Author Share Posted October 30, 2006 [quote name='stargirl3:16' post='1104338' date='Oct 29 2006, 08:27 PM'] I've heard that one before, except it was a little more... uh, unchaste... [/quote] Well, this one came from a family member and they usually are very cautious of what they send me...usually Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theologian in Training Posted October 30, 2006 Author Share Posted October 30, 2006 In an effort to save it for a little while longer before it disappears in the great abyss of posts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theologian in Training Posted October 30, 2006 Author Share Posted October 30, 2006 I actually sent this to my pastor who, in turn, sent it to the bishop...good thing they are close friends To add to the laughs [img]http://www.comics.com/comics/pearls/archive/images/pearls2006102104719.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Quietfire Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 [quote name='Theologian in Training' post='1104325' date='Oct 29 2006, 07:19 PM'] Ok, let me warn you, it is not as bad as it seems. Read it all the way through before making a judgment. This is one of the funniest emails I have gotten in a while! A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and >notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. >She asks him why he is staring. > > He replies: "I have a question to ask >you but I don't want to offend you." She answers, " My son, you cannot >offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I >have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure >that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." > > "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have >a nun kiss me." > She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you > have to be single and #2, you must be >Catholic." > > The cab driver is very excited and says, >"Yes, I'm single and Catholic!" > & "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next >alley." > > The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss >that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the >cab driver starts crying. > "My dear child," said the nun, why are! >you crying?" > "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and >I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." > The nun says, "That's OK. My name is >Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party." [/quote] Wow.... that's really bad.... but funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cappie Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 What do birds give out on Halloween night? Tweets... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prose Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 (edited) Edited October 30, 2006 by prose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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