Winchester Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 There's been a bit of a mix up, and considering the vast intelligence of the person who was mixed up, I feel I should make sure that everyone sees this in plain language. Jack Sparrow is not a real pirate. He's a character in a movie. This may shock some, and I hope after reading this that you have someone to talk to. I know it can be a terrible blow, sort of like finding out that cigarettes aren't good for you and that eating too much McDonald's food can make you gain weight; I know I was shocked by that last one! I mean, who knew? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Era Might Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Who's to say you're not a character in a movie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaime Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Does this mean that I'm not a muppet who blows up every 10 seconds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatholicCid Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Of course Jack Sparrow isn't a real pirate... He's Legolas, son of King Thranduil of the Woodland Realm of Northern Mirkwood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Era Might Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 (edited) [quote name='CatholicCid' post='1057894' date='Sep 6 2006, 02:26 PM']Of course Jack Sparrow isn't a real pirate... He's Legolas, son of King Thranduil of the Woodland Realm of Northern Mirkwood.[/quote] Correction, he's Balian, son of Godfrey, Baron of Ibelin. Edited September 6, 2006 by Era Might Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatholicCid Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 (edited) [quote name='Era Might' post='1057907' date='Sep 6 2006, 01:36 PM'] Correction, he's Balian, son of Godfrey, Baron of Ibelin. [/quote] I should mention I haven't read the books (or seen the movies) Who's Legolas then Edited September 6, 2006 by CatholicCid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Era Might Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 [quote name='CatholicCid' post='1057913' date='Sep 6 2006, 02:38 PM']I should mention I haven't read the books (or seen the movies) Who's Legolas then [/quote] Wrong story. Balian son of Godfrey is the heir to the Baronhood of Ibelin in the struggle to secure Jerusalem in "Kingdom of Heaven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatholicCid Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 See, I've seen that movie and I still missed it! This thread has only caused more confusion. and he was still Legolas first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 [quote name='CatholicCid' post='1057928' date='Sep 6 2006, 01:53 PM'] See, I've seen that movie and I still missed it! This thread has only caused more confusion. and he was still Legolas first [/quote] no Will Turner was Legolas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Legoland is fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertwoman Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 [quote name='Winchester' post='1057884' date='Sep 6 2006, 03:13 PM'] There's been a bit of a mix up, and considering the vast intelligence of the person who was mixed up, I feel I should make sure that everyone sees this in plain language. Jack Sparrow is not a real pirate. He's a character in a movie. This may shock some, and I hope after reading this that you have someone to talk to. I know it can be a terrible blow, sort of like finding out that cigarettes aren't good for you and that eating too much McDonald's food can make you gain weight; I know I was shocked by that last one! I mean, who knew? [/quote] Oh Jack, you and these silly pirate games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winchester Posted September 7, 2006 Author Share Posted September 7, 2006 [quote name='hot stuff' post='1057891' date='Sep 6 2006, 02:24 PM'] Does this mean that I'm not a muppet who blows up every 10 seconds? [/quote] No. If you were, you wouldn't be typing. I'm sorry. Did you see Muppet Treasure Island? Hilarious. Of course, it's about murderers on the sea, so we really can't expect too much from Jim Henson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaime Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Muppet Treasure Island is in my collection. It rules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatholicCid Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Curiosity killed the cat... What else is in your collection ._. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zunshynn Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Your thing is a muppet, hot stuff? I was wondering. I was kind of disturbed by it. Although, I must say every time I see Katie Couric I still think of you. That's more disturbing than anything really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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