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Seriously, in the second pirates of the carib., why was she such a qwerty about everything? She is flirting with jack sparrow the whole movie, he is what she wants most (according to the compass) and makes out with him and then kills him to save herself. Wow, isn't that attractive :wacko: If i were will i would be like, so long, waste of my time :maddest: so yeah

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[size=1][color="FF6699"]OH TOM!
You have to see what is really happening here!
You need to look beyond the literal!
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Wow claire you got in this topic pretty fast :hehe:

I ahve thoroughly thought the situation through. And i am right

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[size=1][color="FF6699"]You must have thought while your were retarded cause YOU ARE WRONG.

Yea, she may have betrayed them, BUT there is a bigger picture we cant see going on.
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omg you sound like a conspiracy theorist. I know whats going on. She needs to die. Someone should relieve her of her misery.

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[size=1][color="FF6699"]Well I dunno.
I dont think thats just it!
It cant happen that way!

But maybe it just does.
Maybe that is the pirate in her, as jack said when she locked him to the thingy..
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Laudate_Dominum

[quote name='notardillacid' post='1025801' date='Jul 16 2006, 10:53 PM']
Seriously, in the second pirates of the carib., why was she such a qwerty about everything? She is flirting with jack sparrow the whole movie, he is what she wants most (according to the compass) and makes out with him and then kills him to save herself. Wow, isn't that attractive :wacko: If i were will i would be like, so long, waste of my time :maddest: so yeah
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I feel exactly the same way about all that. They ruined her character.

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I am going to watch the movie tonight. How is it though? I mean I love Depp's movies but I heard various critics saying the movie was a flop and others saying it was a masterpiece. am a bit confused really.

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Pontifite 7 of 10

I liked the movie [i]ALOT[/i]. They could have done it better though, in alot of ways like no love triangle! Grr! No indication of it in #1 at all! I guess its curiosity like Good 'Ol Captn. Jack said. Poor Will! :sadder:

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ilovechrist

any movie that has made over 250 million dollars is NOT a flop by any means. the character of Elizabeth Swan was BRILLIANT in my opinion--not because i find Keira Knightley attractive, but because of how easily they confused you people with her intentions.

1-Jack Sparrow isn't dead. you'll find out why and how next Easter when the 3rd one comes out.

2-she knew the only way to get Sparrow to do ANYTHING--but particulary stay on the Black Pearl in the end was to seduce him.

3-both of them were curious about the other, which is why the compass pointed towards each other whenever they held it. it's Hollywood people--i don't care if it has a Disney label or not--they're going to create something really awkward with physical attraction and the lead roles.

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[quote name='ilovechrist' post='1026093' date='Jul 17 2006, 01:15 PM']
any movie that has made over 250 million dollars is NOT a flop by any means. the character of Elizabeth Swan was BRILLIANT in my opinion--not because i find Keira Knightley attractive, but because of how easily they confused you people with her intentions.

1-Jack Sparrow isn't dead. you'll find out why and how next Easter when the 3rd one comes out.

2-she knew the only way to get Sparrow to do ANYTHING--but particulary stay on the Black Pearl in the end was to seduce him.

3-both of them were curious about the other, which is why the compass pointed towards each other whenever they held it. it's Hollywood people--i don't care if it has a Disney label or not--they're going to create something really awkward with physical attraction and the lead roles.
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[size=1][color="FF6699"]1) Jack Sparrow is dead. When that swamp lady said "Are you willing to sail to the ends of the eart to find Jack" and all that stuff, I believe she meant that they would have to sail to the "after life". WHY ELSE would they have Captain Barbosa back? She said they needed a captain who "KNOWS" those waters, SOOOO Captain Barbosa is perfect - he is dead too.

2) I agree

3) How do you know what his compass read when he held it? It never showed. But of what we DID see, it was constatnly spinning in different directions, thats cause Jack does not know what he wants. He wants his friends, but he also wants to save his own life by finding the chest. He is having conflics in deciding between what is right and what is wrong.
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In regards to Jack and Barbossa being dead...I don't think that either of them are dead. We NEVER saw a corpse in either case, even in the first one, we only saw Barbossa fall backwards.

And aside from that...Barbossa's monkey is undead...so shouldn't he be as well? And who could possibly kill Johnny Depp? I mean...think of the hordes of fangirls that would swamp the writers!

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Pontifite 7 of 10

[quote name='Lahecil' post='1026109' date='Jul 17 2006, 01:26 PM']
In regards to Jack and Barbossa being dead...I don't think that either of them are dead. We NEVER saw a corpse in either case, even in the first one, we only saw Barbossa fall backwards.

And aside from that...Barbossa's monkey is undead...so shouldn't he be as well? And who could possibly kill Johnny Depp? I mean...think of the hordes of fangirls that would swamp the writers!
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(Fan Guys like me too! Vaptain Jack is awsome, I love him...non-homosexually) ) No Barbosa is human. I think they gave the monkey a coin after every one was turned human. And Captain Jack is not dead that would be stupid f they brought him back to life. And I'm waiting for them to get the Aztec treasure back to fight Davey Jones. Then a prick of bloode fron Will and poof. :D: :D:

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[quote name='ilovechrist' post='1026093' date='Jul 17 2006, 01:15 PM']
any movie that has made over 250 million dollars is NOT a flop by any means. the character of Elizabeth Swan was BRILLIANT in my opinion--not because i find Keira Knightley attractive, but because of how easily they confused you people with her intentions.

1-Jack Sparrow isn't dead. you'll find out why and how next Easter when the 3rd one comes out.

2-she knew the only way to get Sparrow to do ANYTHING--but particulary stay on the Black Pearl in the end was to seduce him.

3-both of them were curious about the other, which is why the compass pointed towards each other whenever they held it. it's Hollywood people--i don't care if it has a Disney label or not--they're going to create something really awkward with physical attraction and the lead roles.
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1. He was eaten by a monster. then they speak with barbossa about sailing to the 'end of the world,' clearly a nod towards the afterlife. :ninja:

2. She betrayed will by seducing jack, and she betrayed jack by killing him. Wow, what a friend she is :ohno:

3. no comment needed

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[quote name='Lahecil' post='1026109' date='Jul 17 2006, 01:26 PM']
And aside from that...Barbossa's monkey is undead...so shouldn't he be as well? And who could possibly kill Johnny Depp? I mean...think of the hordes of fangirls that would swamp the writers!
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[size=1][color="FF6699"]Barbosa is not cused.
He put his gold back with blood just like everyone else.
The monkey is cursed because he took some again.
But the monkey is the only one.

And OF COURSE JACK SPARROW will be in the next one.
But they are not gonna have him sitting in the stomach of a giant squid awaiting to be saved.
That would be retarded.
Jack died, but its Jack Sparrow. He isnt gone yet.
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