sidemunch88 Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 WHATS your favorite :coagulated milk: DO YOU HAVE ANY GOOD SQUIRREL STORYS MY FAVORITE :coagulated milk: is chedar ONCE A SQUIRREL ATTACKeD ME IT WAS COOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aloysius Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 wooooooahhh I don't know what to say. brings a tear to my eye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidemunch88 Posted April 24, 2006 Author Share Posted April 24, 2006 WOW I AM AMAAZING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah_JC Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 sw00t! multiple polls! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidemunch88 Posted April 24, 2006 Author Share Posted April 24, 2006 YOU GOT TO VOTE THEN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alicemary Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 Love coagulated milk, the sharper the better. If it brings a tear to your eye when eating and smells awful, yummy. Nothing like a very sharp provolone. As to the squirrels....God love them, someone has to. I used to garden when I lived in NJ. Had a nice size veggie and flower garden. Was growing some beautiful white corn....it was getting ready to harvest....I babied it, fertilized it watered it. One day, it was ready to pick and decided to have it for supper. You pick the stuff seconds before putting it in the boiling water, the fresher the sweeter. Went in to cook the meat and get the water boiling, came out to get the corn, and every stalk was broken over and all the corn gone. Must have been 5 or 6 squirrels sitting on the fence post with my corn. Sigh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrossCuT Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 [size=1][color="330000"]Is this a sign of the end of the world? Sorry about your corn Alice! [/color][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YMNolan Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 I actually have an incredible squirrel story, not telling it in person won't do it justice but i'll try... a friend and I were riding our bikes at a local park when we were in 5th grade. we come upon a couple seemingly in their mid 40's. The man had a box in one hand while his wife was off to the side "coaching" him. He was trying to shoo a squirrel into the box. The squirrel's hind legs were broken, it was just dragging itself by its front legs. So me and my friend stopped riding and start gawking at this guy trying to coax this squirrel into the small cardboard cube. His wife mentions to us that they're going to take it to the vet to get fixed. Then she instructs her husband to pick the squirrel up with his hands and put it in the box. The poor guy obeys his wife's command and reaches down for the furry little creature. <CHOMP> The squirrell bites him on the finger. but not only that, it proceeds to hang on to the man's finger as he shakes it up and down, desperately attempting to disloge the mandible of the little furball from the skin of his pointer. blood starts gushing out of this guy's finger like a faucet as he screams out (I'll never forget this), "Susan! You and your dang animals!" Finally the squirrel released his powerful grip and scampered as far as his front legs would take him. Writhing in pain, the man threw the box at his wife and proceeded to walk home, moaning and burying his finger in his now blood-soaked shirt. it was like something out of a cartoon. My friend and I being the mature and compassionate kids we were turned to each other and burst out laughing at easily one of the funniest moments I have ever witnessed in my life. We got back on our bikes and jetted home to share the humorous moment with my folks. It turned out that the man was a coworker of my mother's. she kept her knowledge of this event concealed, however, as the man tried repeatedly for the next week to explain why his right pointer finger was bandaged and enormously swollen. This was classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uruviel Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 ok so I hate sharp :coagulated milk: but I do like chedar. I like munstard :coagulated milk: or however you spell. Once I got close to a squrriel. I've never killed a Squirell because it's impossible to them. And that's totally awesome with the 3 polls age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ncs Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 I HATE coagulated milk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resey Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 [quote name='YMNolan' post='959326' date='Apr 24 2006, 02:30 PM'] I actually have an incredible squirrel story, not telling it in person won't do it justice but i'll try... a friend and I were riding our bikes at a local park when we were in 5th grade. we come upon a couple seemingly in their mid 40's. The man had a box in one hand while his wife was off to the side "coaching" him. He was trying to shoo a squirrel into the box. The squirrel's hind legs were broken, it was just dragging itself by its front legs. So me and my friend stopped riding and start gawking at this guy trying to coax this squirrel into the small cardboard cube. His wife mentions to us that they're going to take it to the vet to get fixed. Then she instructs her husband to pick the squirrel up with his hands and put it in the box. The poor guy obeys his wife's command and reaches down for the furry little creature. <CHOMP> The squirrell bites him on the finger. but not only that, it proceeds to hang on to the man's finger as he shakes it up and down, desperately attempting to disloge the mandible of the little furball from the skin of his pointer. blood starts gushing out of this guy's finger like a faucet as he screams out (I'll never forget this), "Susan! You and your dang animals!" Finally the squirrel released his powerful grip and scampered as far as his front legs would take him. Writhing in pain, the man threw the box at his wife and proceeded to walk home, moaning and burying his finger in his now blood-soaked shirt. it was like something out of a cartoon. My friend and I being the mature and compassionate kids we were turned to each other and burst out laughing at easily one of the funniest moments I have ever witnessed in my life. We got back on our bikes and jetted home to share the humorous moment with my folks. It turned out that the man was a coworker of my mother's. she kept her knowledge of this event concealed, however, as the man tried repeatedly for the next week to explain why his right pointer finger was bandaged and enormously swollen. This was classic. [/quote] HAHA thats great! I dont have any squirrel stories or coagulated milk stories. But I do in fact like coagulated milk. Especially babybells and chedder. Mmmmm coagulated milk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uruviel Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 [quote name='ncs' post='959390' date='Apr 24 2006, 05:04 PM'] I HATE coagulated milk [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proud2BCatholic139 Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 I like coagulated milk I voted Bobs Wow, I never thought I'd see the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrossCuT Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 [quote name='ncs' post='959390' date='Apr 24 2006, 05:04 PM'] I HATE coagulated milk [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidemunch88 Posted April 25, 2006 Author Share Posted April 25, 2006 I am the master! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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