Keyser Soze Posted April 23, 2006 Author Share Posted April 23, 2006 [quote name='WillT' post='957600' date='Apr 22 2006, 11:15 PM'] Ohh. I want to test drive motorcycles! Why was your cat insured? [/quote] Uh, hello...he spews what could be considered a weapon of mass distruction. How many cats do you know can do that? It's like having a talking dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WillT Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 Yeah, but shouldn't he be arrested instead of insured? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser Soze Posted April 23, 2006 Author Share Posted April 23, 2006 [quote name='WillT' post='957608' date='Apr 22 2006, 11:19 PM'] Yeah, but shouldn't he be arrested instead of insured? [/quote] IT'S NOT MR. PUDDLES' FAULT! HE'S A CAT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WillT Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 Well, I areested him. Then fried him. Then ate him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balthazor Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 I know.... he is worth a lot. It was hard to find a Company willing to insure him the one I got is outta North Korea, I had to provide them with a cell sample for cloning so they aint talking. The rats were to cheap to buy him outright though. The soviets and I were about to strike a deal and then poof! No more Soviet Union.... stupid perestroika. Anyway, the Pakistanis were about to come up with the loot, when someone left his containment cell open and he wandered out. It not like I can put "missing kitty" poster up can I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WillT Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 No, I know exactly where he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser Soze Posted April 23, 2006 Author Share Posted April 23, 2006 [quote name='Balthazor' post='957613' date='Apr 22 2006, 11:24 PM'] I know.... he is worth a lot. It was hard to find a Company willing to insure him the one I got is outta North Korea, I had to provide them with a cell sample for cloning so they aint talking. The rats were to cheap to buy him outright though. The soviets and I were about to strike a deal and then poof! No more Soviet Union.... stupid perestroika. Anyway, the Pakistanis were about to come up with the loot, when someone left his containment cell open and he wandered out. It not like I can put "missing kitty" poster up can I? [/quote] You would have gotten a better price for him from the Chinese anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balthazor Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 This is true..but I just cant seem to get tonal languages. The closest I could get was Korean, and lets face it, ol' kimmy is a little light in the cerebellum and light in the pockets too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser Soze Posted April 23, 2006 Author Share Posted April 23, 2006 Oh, slam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WillT Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 Ironic. I ate him with soy sauce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balthazor Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 That cat is like a cryon disease....cooking dont kill it. You is in trouble. He spews fire you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WillT Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 Ahh. So that's why the heartburn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser Soze Posted April 23, 2006 Author Share Posted April 23, 2006 He hasn't eaten the cat anyway. I have him. The cat and I shall rule the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WillT Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 So he says. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balthazor Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 No. Rasputin...though remarkable in physical attributes.....is frightfully lacking in mental ability. So no I doubt he will rule the world. He does pur....or rather make a deep ominous gurgling noise....when you scatch him behind his horns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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