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sidemunch88

Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."

You think God looks a lot like Hank Williams, Jr., and heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach, Florida.

You believe dual air bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law.

Your father executes the "pull my finger" trick during Christmas dinner.

You were acquitted for murdering your first wife after she threw out your Elvis 45's.

You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl'.

The people on Jerry Springer's show remind you of your neighbors.

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

(EDIT: JUST TRYING TO GET LAUGHS
HAHAH (just laugh))

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[quote name='hayden' date='Apr 16 2006, 01:45 PM']dude is your mom an airbag?
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no sir. :no:

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[quote name='hayden' date='Apr 15 2006, 12:16 PM']i like how no texans post in here
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wats ur prob with Texans :maddest: :maddest:

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