sidemunch88 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 (edited) Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen. You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines." You think God looks a lot like Hank Williams, Jr., and heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach, Florida. You believe dual air bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law. Your father executes the "pull my finger" trick during Christmas dinner. You were acquitted for murdering your first wife after she threw out your Elvis 45's. You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl'. The people on Jerry Springer's show remind you of your neighbors. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. (EDIT: JUST TRYING TO GET LAUGHS HAHAH (just laugh)) Edited April 12, 2006 by hayden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ardillacid Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrossCuT Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidemunch88 Posted April 15, 2006 Author Share Posted April 15, 2006 i like how no texans post in here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrossCuT Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 [color=330000]Thats because us minnesotains are way cooler! [/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ardillacid Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 Minersotans are the best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proud2BCatholic139 Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 You betchya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uruviel Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 ROTF!!!! That's really funny, I don't really see how any of them are true, but stil! its funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidemunch88 Posted April 16, 2006 Author Share Posted April 16, 2006 dude is your mom an airbag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uruviel Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 [quote name='hayden' date='Apr 16 2006, 01:45 PM']dude is your mom an airbag? [right][snapback]949229[/snapback][/right] [/quote] no sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidemunch88 Posted April 17, 2006 Author Share Posted April 17, 2006 do you go on cruises to dary queen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ncs Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 [quote name='hayden' date='Apr 15 2006, 12:16 PM']i like how no texans post in here [right][snapback]948092[/snapback][/right] [/quote] wats ur prob with Texans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrossCuT Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 [color=330000]Are you a texan? [/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidemunch88 Posted April 17, 2006 Author Share Posted April 17, 2006 they are funny!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ncs Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 yeah and im proud of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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