brendan1104 Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 (edited) [img]http://www.traditio.com/comment/com0305i.jpg[/img] DON'T QUENCH THE SPIRIT! I'M JOINING CALL TO ACTION, NEO CATECHUMENAL WAY AND LIFTEEN NEXT WEEK- ALL AS A SEDEVACANTIST ASSOCIATE MEMBER!!! HORRAY! APRIL geniuses!!!!!!! Edited April 1, 2006 by brendan1104 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Era Might Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 (edited) One of those Priestesses looks like my doctor, who in turn looks like Janet Reno. Edited April 1, 2006 by Era Might Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Extra ecclesiam nulla salus Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fidei Defensor Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 Ew. That picture makes me sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Wednesday Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 I think I had the weirdest dream of my life today. I visited a church that was a psycho blend between a Catholic church and a baptist church. In the first part of the dream it was a hispanic funeral like really old school Catholic style... and then suddenly people were moving around the church and I was mad that I couldn't just stay in my pew and had to migrate around for this "charismatic" service. They were even handing out hot dogs and we'd wear beer mugs on our heads. I was really mad because it would ruin everyone's communion fast. And then after the service, the priest was running around with a glass window pane of stained glass and he didn't know what to do with it, and then in another part of the funeral they brought out this dead rotting corpse, because the congregation was trying to point out the evils of suicide. But it turned out to not be a corpse. It was just a man with a bad disease. And then on the sides of the church there were kiosks where you could buy either chinese food to eat or southern food or British food. At one point some southern baptist guy offered me some british style chips but he said he preferred vinegar gel gravy instead of the actual vinegar, because the vinegar was left frying longer. And then I was trying to throw something away in the garbage in a hallway at this church and at the bottom of the garbage bin was a hole so the garbage just went to the floor below it. It was a mistake by the construction crew. I was just horrified and decided that this was a church I could never go to validly. I came back to an apartment complex and told my baptist friend about it. We got in a debate about bible fundamentalism and Catholicism. She couldn't believe I'd just been at a church that seems both baptist and Catholic. I said it was true, and at the end of the first reading when they would say "the word of the lord" we'd wave our arms in a funny motion at "thanks be to God" just like Baptists do (which they don't, actually...) Like I said, it was probably one of the weirdest dreams I've ever had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catholictothecore Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 has heartattack. april fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurentina1975 Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 [quote name='brendan1104' date='Apr 1 2006, 11:17 AM'][img]http://www.traditio.com/comment/com0305i.jpg[/img] DON'T QUENCH THE SPIRIT! I'M JOINING CALL TO ACTION, NEO CATECHUMENAL WAY AND LIFTEEN NEXT WEEK- ALL AS A SEDEVACANTIST ASSOCIATE MEMBER!!! HORRAY! APRIL geniuses!!!!!!! [right][snapback]931443[/snapback][/right] [/quote] I almost dropped dead. Seriously, you are soooo extreme....sheesh. ha ha ha ha it was funny though. THAT was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurentina1975 Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 (edited) I just looked at that photo again and got Agita. ..........does anyone have any anti-barf medicine?......... Brendan I can't believe you.....hilarious...but still I have Agita now, thanks. Edited April 1, 2006 by Laurentina1975 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brendan1104 Posted April 1, 2006 Author Share Posted April 1, 2006 To think that really did take place in a "Catholic" church.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Extra ecclesiam nulla salus Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 i would go to an SSPx chapel over that any day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurentina1975 Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 Was that an actual Catholic Church...no way man.....it looks Episcopalian. I am not fallin' for this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurentina1975 Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 those look like chocolate chip cookies on that altar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmotherofpirl Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 [quote name='Laurentina1975' date='Apr 1 2006, 12:02 PM']those look like chocolate chip cookies on that altar. [right][snapback]931598[/snapback][/right] [/quote] they probably are..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luthien Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 [quote name='Ash Wednesday' date='Apr 1 2006, 10:34 AM']I think I had the weirdest dream of my life today. I visited a church that was a psycho blend between a Catholic church and a baptist church. In the first part of the dream it was a hispanic funeral like really old school Catholic style... and then suddenly people were moving around the church and I was mad that I couldn't just stay in my pew and had to migrate around for this "charismatic" service. They were even handing out hot dogs and we'd wear beer mugs on our heads. I was really mad because it would ruin everyone's communion fast. And then after the service, the priest was running around with a glass window pane of stained glass and he didn't know what to do with it, and then in another part of the funeral they brought out this dead rotting corpse, because the congregation was trying to point out the evils of suicide. But it turned out to not be a corpse. It was just a man with a bad disease. And then on the sides of the church there were kiosks where you could buy either chinese food to eat or southern food or British food. At one point some southern baptist guy offered me some british style chips but he said he preferred vinegar gel gravy instead of the actual vinegar, because the vinegar was left frying longer. And then I was trying to throw something away in the garbage in a hallway at this church and at the bottom of the garbage bin was a hole so the garbage just went to the floor below it. It was a mistake by the construction crew. I was just horrified and decided that this was a church I could never go to validly. I came back to an apartment complex and told my baptist friend about it. We got in a debate about bible fundamentalism and Catholicism. She couldn't believe I'd just been at a church that seems both baptist and Catholic. I said it was true, and at the end of the first reading when they would say "the word of the lord" we'd wave our arms in a funny motion at "thanks be to God" just like Baptists do (which they don't, actually...) Like I said, it was probably one of the weirdest dreams I've ever had. [right][snapback]931498[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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