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DON'T QUENCH THE SPIRIT!

I'M JOINING CALL TO ACTION, NEO CATECHUMENAL WAY AND LIFTEEN NEXT WEEK- ALL AS A SEDEVACANTIST ASSOCIATE MEMBER!!! HORRAY!
















APRIL geniuses!!!!!!!

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One of those Priestesses looks like my doctor, who in turn looks like Janet Reno.

:biker:

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Ash Wednesday

I think I had the weirdest dream of my life today. I visited a church that was a psycho blend between a Catholic church and a baptist church.

In the first part of the dream it was a hispanic funeral like really old school Catholic style... and then suddenly people were moving around the church and I was mad that I couldn't just stay in my pew and had to migrate around for this "charismatic" service. They were even handing out hot dogs and we'd wear beer mugs on our heads. I was really mad because it would ruin everyone's communion fast.

And then after the service, the priest was running around with a glass window pane of stained glass and he didn't know what to do with it, and then in another part of the funeral they brought out this dead rotting corpse, because the congregation was trying to point out the evils of suicide. But it turned out to not be a corpse. It was just a man with a bad disease.

And then on the sides of the church there were kiosks where you could buy either chinese food to eat or southern food or British food. At one point some southern baptist guy offered me some british style chips but he said he preferred vinegar gel gravy instead of the actual vinegar, because the vinegar was left frying longer. :huh:

And then I was trying to throw something away in the garbage in a hallway at this church and at the bottom of the garbage bin was a hole so the garbage just went to the floor below it. It was a mistake by the construction crew.

I was just horrified and decided that this was a church I could never go to validly. I came back to an apartment complex and told my baptist friend about it. We got in a debate about bible fundamentalism and Catholicism. She couldn't believe I'd just been at a church that seems both baptist and Catholic. I said it was true, and at the end of the first reading when they would say "the word of the lord" we'd wave our arms in a funny motion at "thanks be to God" just like Baptists do (which they don't, actually...)

Like I said, it was probably one of the weirdest dreams I've ever had. :blink:

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Laurentina1975

[quote name='brendan1104' date='Apr 1 2006, 11:17 AM'][img]http://www.traditio.com/comment/com0305i.jpg[/img]

DON'T QUENCH THE SPIRIT!

I'M JOINING CALL TO ACTION, NEO CATECHUMENAL WAY AND LIFTEEN NEXT WEEK- ALL AS A SEDEVACANTIST ASSOCIATE MEMBER!!! HORRAY!
APRIL geniuses!!!!!!!
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I almost dropped dead. Seriously, you are soooo extreme....sheesh.
ha ha ha ha it was funny though. THAT was funny.

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Laurentina1975

I just looked at that photo again and got Agita.

..........does anyone have any anti-barf medicine?.........

Brendan I can't believe you.....hilarious...but still I have Agita now, thanks.

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Laurentina1975

Was that an actual Catholic Church...no way man.....it looks Episcopalian.

I am not fallin' for this one.

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cmotherofpirl

[quote name='Laurentina1975' date='Apr 1 2006, 12:02 PM']those look like chocolate chip cookies on that altar.
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they probably are.....

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[quote name='Ash Wednesday' date='Apr 1 2006, 10:34 AM']I think I had the weirdest dream of my life today. I visited a church that was a psycho blend between a Catholic church and a baptist church.

In the first part of the dream it was a hispanic funeral like really old school Catholic style... and then suddenly people were moving around the church and I was mad that I couldn't just stay in my pew and had to migrate around for this "charismatic" service. They were even handing out hot dogs and we'd wear beer mugs on our heads. I was really mad because it would ruin everyone's communion fast.

And then after the service, the priest was running around with a glass window pane of stained glass and he didn't know what to do with it, and then in another part of the funeral they brought out this dead rotting corpse, because the congregation was trying to point out the evils of suicide. But it turned out to not be a corpse. It was just a man with a bad disease.

And then on the sides of the church there were kiosks where you could buy either chinese food to eat or southern food or British food. At one point some southern baptist guy offered me some british style chips but he said he preferred vinegar gel gravy instead of the actual vinegar, because the vinegar was left frying longer. :huh:

And then I was trying to throw something away in the garbage in a hallway at this church and at the bottom of the garbage bin was a hole so the garbage just went to the floor below it. It was a mistake by the construction crew.

I was just horrified and decided that this was a church I could never go to validly. I came back to an apartment complex and told my baptist friend about it. We got in a debate about bible fundamentalism and Catholicism. She couldn't believe I'd just been at a church that seems both baptist and Catholic. I said it was true, and at the end of the first reading when they would say "the word of the lord" we'd wave our arms in a funny motion at "thanks be to God" just like Baptists do (which they don't, actually...)

Like I said, it was probably one of the weirdest dreams I've ever had. :blink:
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:lol_pound:

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