I need jokes and funny stories...

[prose]

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[God the Father]

Oh, I've got a funny, true story.

Alright, so a buddy of mine was having some problems with his toilet right? He was in the bathroom and he's soaking the basin and trying to fix his toilet. There's no water in the bowl. He's got the sinkful of water right next to him, but there's no water in the toilet, so he's trying to fix it....but then he has to go. He tells me he has to go, so I leave, puzzled. He shuts the door, and then ten minutes or so later he yells at me to come back and help him out. We go back to working on the toilet. I'm wondering what happened, and then I notice that the sink is now empty, but the drain is still closed off. I crack up with laughter, because my buddy bailed all the water from the sink into the toilet so he could use it. Oh man, it was hilarious.

[journeyman]

Cappie posts humorous stories from time to time . . . here are three recent threads of his

[url="http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/index.php?showtopic=49708"]http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/index.php?showtopic=49708[/url]

[url="http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/index.php?showtopic=49741"]http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/index.php?showtopic=49741[/url]

[url="http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/index.php?showtopic=49727"]http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/index.php?showtopic=49727[/url]


then there's the "three beers" story . . .