cappie Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 New Bulletin Bloopers: 1.The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. 2. Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King. 3. The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy. 4. The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missionseeker Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Noel's angel Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 ha ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StColette Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 *dies laughin on the floor* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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StColette Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 [quote name='hugheyforlife' date='Mar 27 2006, 08:12 AM']Code Blue [right][snapback]923539[/snapback][/right] [/quote] ten ccs of ROFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyWithAFoil Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 Self esteem seminar will be taking place in the church hall. Please use back door Mrs. Smith sang " I will not pass this way again" bringing obvious pleasure to the congragation Come and listen to Fathers sermon titled "what is hell" come early and listen to our choir practice There will be a bean supper in the hall next saturday. music will fallow. there will be a white elephant sale next week. its a good time to get rid of useless things around the house. wives dont forget your husbands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SailahÃna Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 I love the bean one.....wow.....I should read that one to my brothers. ( I have 5 of them ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 One of my favorites was in a parish I formerly attended. The church secretary, whose first language is Spanish, had typed up a notice about something or other and intended to say that "sign up sheets will be in the back of the sanctuary after Mass." However, instead of "sheets" she substituted the "ee" with the letter in Spanish that makes the same sound -- "i". I was ROLLING. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StColette Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 [quote name='Sojourner' date='Mar 27 2006, 08:44 AM']One of my favorites was in a parish I formerly attended. The church secretary, whose first language is Spanish, had typed up a notice about something or other and intended to say that "sign up sheets will be in the back of the sanctuary after Mass." However, instead of "sheets" she substituted the "ee" with the letter in Spanish that makes the same sound -- "i". I was ROLLING. [right][snapback]923568[/snapback][/right] [/quote] ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
franciscanheart Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 [quote name='StColette' date='Mar 27 2006, 09:12 AM']ten ccs of ROFL [right][snapback]923540[/snapback][/right] [/quote] : it's good to have you back. how's that cow doin? [quote name='Sojourner' date='Mar 27 2006, 09:44 AM']One of my favorites was in a parish I formerly attended. The church secretary, whose first language is Spanish, had typed up a notice about something or other and intended to say that "sign up sheets will be in the back of the sanctuary after Mass." However, instead of "sheets" she substituted the "ee" with the letter in Spanish that makes the same sound -- "i". I was ROLLING. [right][snapback]923568[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StColette Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 [quote name='hugheyforlife' date='Mar 27 2006, 08:58 AM']: it's good to have you back. how's that cow doin? [right][snapback]923584[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Cow is doing wondermous LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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