missionseeker Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 M ymom grew up in Philly, and when she took my older sister up (to show her off) someone said "she's cute as sh!t" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser Soze Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 [quote name='missionseeker' date='Mar 21 2006, 09:35 PM']M ymom grew up in Philly, and when she took my older sister up (to show her off) someone said "she's cute as sh!t" [right][snapback]917312[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Must have been cold as hell that day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow of Shame Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 [quote name='Keyser Soze' date='Mar 21 2006, 10:31 PM']Yeah, the hair screams [b]"I love the 80s too much for my own good."[/b] I think you're also headed in the right direction with the updated hair style. I don't think it would be a bad idea to get that girl an open toe pump as well. EXTREME MAKEOVER! [right][snapback]917307[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Isn't that a tv show on VH1? I'll have to bow to your shoe knowledge. I'm afraid my expertise doesn't extend to footwear. I don't suppose you have a portfolio of your previous extreme makeover experience, do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser Soze Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 [quote name='Cow of Shame' date='Mar 21 2006, 09:39 PM']Isn't that a tv show on VH1? I'll have to bow to your shoe knowledge. I'm afraid my expertise doesn't extend to footwear. I don't suppose you have a portfolio of your previous extreme makeover experience, do you? [right][snapback]917317[/snapback][/right] [/quote] I'll give you a sample. Here's what has been considered my crowning achievement: [img]http://images.robertsworld.org.uk/jabba_312x200.jpg[/img] to... [img]http://www.ruggedelegantliving.com/a/images/holiday.oprah.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow of Shame Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 (edited) Jabba's black?!! I always thought he looked a bit Asian. Plus, I would have shown a bit more of his cleavage with a slinky dress like that. Or did you not get rid of as many wrinkles as you'd like us to believe? Edited March 22, 2006 by Cow of Shame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser Soze Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 What can I say? I'm good at what I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosey Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow of Shame Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Is there anything you could do for this poor man? [img]http://images.usatoday.com/tech/_photos/2004/09/20/chewbacca-main.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser Soze Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 [quote name='Cow of Shame' date='Mar 21 2006, 10:07 PM']Is there anything you could do for this poor man? [img]http://images.usatoday.com/tech/_photos/2004/09/20/chewbacca-main.jpg[/img] [right][snapback]917370[/snapback][/right] [/quote] [img]http://www.cachebeauty.com/wholsale/images/79clipper2.jpg[/img] That one's quite simple, really. Might need more work, but I'd have to determine that after the extensive hair removal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azaelia Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 A match made in heaven. : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow of Shame Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 [quote name='Keyser Soze' date='Mar 21 2006, 11:13 PM']That one's quite simple, really. Might need more work, but I'd have to determine that after the extensive hair removal. [right][snapback]917379[/snapback][/right] [/quote] I'm guessing some rhinoplasty would be required. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser Soze Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 [quote name='Cow of Shame' date='Mar 21 2006, 10:38 PM']I'm guessing some rhinoplasty would be required. [right][snapback]917425[/snapback][/right] [/quote] No, I'd just give him a nose job. I don't like to harm the rhinos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prose Posted March 22, 2006 Author Share Posted March 22, 2006 This is the funniest thread I have seen in a while!! I am so glad you are back Cow!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser Soze Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 [quote name='prose' date='Mar 21 2006, 11:46 PM'] This is the funniest thread I have seen in a while!! I am so glad you are back Cow!! [right][snapback]917434[/snapback][/right] [/quote] And the n00b gets tehhh shafffttt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Adam Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 (edited) [quote name='Keyser Soze' date='Mar 21 2006, 09:49 PM']I'll give you a sample. Here's what has been considered my crowning achievement: [img]http://images.robertsworld.org.uk/jabba_312x200.jpg[/img] to... [img]http://www.ruggedelegantliving.com/a/images/holiday.oprah.jpg[/img] [right][snapback]917337[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Oh mercy! Edited March 22, 2006 by Brother Adam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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