heavenseeker Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 [quote name='CrossCuT' date='Mar 26 2006, 07:59 AM'][color=330000]Nice one! Why is Chuck Norris SO COOOOOL!?!?! [/color] [right][snapback]922594[/snapback][/right] [/quote] I got it from [u]www.chucknorrisfacts.com[/u] because it Chuck Norris duh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmotherofpirl Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV. Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavenseeker Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 you picked out my favorits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God the Father Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 Guys. Just go to the Chuck Norris fact generator and you can see them all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrossCuT Posted March 29, 2006 Author Share Posted March 29, 2006 [color=330000]CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavenseeker Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 [quote name='God the Father' date='Mar 28 2006, 06:23 PM']Guys. Just go to the Chuck Norris fact generator and you can see them all. [right][snapback]925901[/snapback][/right] [/quote] did that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHUCK NORRIS Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Um yeah why are you guys makeing jokes about me that is not very funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrossCuT Posted March 31, 2006 Author Share Posted March 31, 2006 [color=330000]CHUCK NORRIS HIMSELF! OH CHUCH NORRIS! WE ARE NOT JOKING! IT IS ALL TRUTH! [/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavenseeker Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 ok this is getting way out of hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rick777 Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 What is? The coagulated milk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavenseeker Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proud2BCatholic139 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 What? That Chuck Norris is noticed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidemunch88 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 um :coagulated milk: is good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrossCuT Posted April 3, 2006 Author Share Posted April 3, 2006 [color=330000]Where did Chuck Norris go? [/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavenseeker Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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