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heavenseeker

[quote name='CrossCuT' date='Mar 26 2006, 07:59 AM'][color=330000]Nice one!

Why is Chuck Norris SO COOOOOL!?!?!
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I got it from [u]www.chucknorrisfacts.com[/u]

because it Chuck Norris duh

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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

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heavenseeker

[quote name='God the Father' date='Mar 28 2006, 06:23 PM']Guys. Just go to the Chuck Norris fact generator and you can see them all.
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did that

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[color=330000]CHUCK NORRIS HIMSELF!

OH CHUCH NORRIS! WE ARE NOT JOKING! IT IS ALL TRUTH!

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