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cmotherofpirl

many unfortunate pieces of wood have met their fate at the hands [ or feet] of my daughter

Kee-up
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[quote name='sidemunch88' date='Mar 22 2006, 01:39 PM']oh no
THE MODS ARE TREATENING US!!!!!!!!!!!!

:rip:

WE MUST START A REVOLUTION
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we have

Join the revolution.

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:primate: s with :coagulated milk: :beer: are good

[quote name='cmotherofpirl' date='Mar 22 2006, 01:42 PM']are you made of wood? :camp:
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why yes, yes he is. how did you know

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LiL Kat Said

[quote name='cmotherofpirl' date='Mar 22 2006, 12:42 PM']are you made of wood? :camp:
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:rolling: :hehe:

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God the Father

[quote name='sidemunch88' date='Mar 22 2006, 01:39 PM']oh no
THE MODS ARE TREATENING US!!!!!!!!!!!!

:rip:

WE MUST START A REVOLUTION
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We are building a religion,
We are making a brand,
We're the only ones to turn to
when your castles turn to sand.

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[quote name='Rick777' date='Mar 23 2006, 11:24 PM']Chuck Norris is straight up corny.
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[color=330000]Be carefull what you say!
Or you will get a round-house kick to the face!
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[quote name='God the Father' date='Mar 24 2006, 06:40 AM']We are building a religion,
We are making a brand,
We're the only ones to turn to
when your castles turn to sand.
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An anathema on thy cursed poetry!

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God the Father

[quote name='Tindomiel' date='Mar 25 2006, 10:49 AM']An anathema on thy cursed poetry!
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Dictionary.com

is a great place to look up words like anathema.

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heavenseeker

[quote name='Catholic Knight' date='Mar 16 2006, 04:43 PM'][color=blue]Jesus is  god!

When Jesus jumps into a lake, he walks on the lake.

If you can see Jesus he can see you.
If you can't see Jesus...he can still see you..

God once brought the world into existance by just speaking.

Jesus does not sleep. He waits.

Jesus created infinity.

Jesus can speak braille.

Jesus donated his blood to save the world.

Jesus knows where you live and he knows where you will die.

Jesus can divide by zero.

Oxygen requires Jesus to live
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but its funnier when its Chuck Norris

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heavenseeker

when Chuck Norris smiles someone dies, unless hes roundhouse kicking someone in the face, then two people die.
its a good thing Chuck Norris doesent smile.

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