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[quote name='Catholic Knight' date='Mar 17 2006, 06:27 AM'][color=blue]
Do you know what Knights do to Heretics?[/color]

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Oooh, Oooh, Oooh, I love this game.

Let's see...is it give them massages?

Oh wait, let me try again.

Is it....Say mean things about them?

Oh, hold on, one more guess.

Is it....hmmm....

Yell obscenities at them at the top of their lungs?

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[color=330000]Im guessing it is one of those.

If not, we can play again!
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[quote name='Catholic Knight' date='Mar 17 2006, 05:27 AM'][color=blue]
Do you know what Knights do to Heretics?[/color]

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nothing but this is a internet knight! :lol_roll:

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[quote name='CrossCuT' date='Mar 16 2006, 11:33 AM'][color=330000]Chuck Norris is a god!

When Chuck Norris jumps into a lake, he does not get wet. The water gets Chuck Norrised.

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris ruins the endings of Harry Potter books for children who just bought one for the hell of it. When they start crying Chuck Norris calmly says, "I'll give you something to cry about," and roundhouse kicks them in the face.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you.
If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until the man exploded.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer, Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and acquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage.
We know this beverage as Red Bull.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the :censored: he wants.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.

Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

We all know the magic word is please. As in the sentence, "Please don't kill me." Too bad Chuck Norris doesn't believe in magic.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck Norris was sending an email one day, when he realized that it would be faster to run.

Oxygen requires Chuck Norris to live.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when Chuck Norris is going to kill you.

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I say we shouldn't put Chuck Norris before God by calling him a God.

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[quote name='Catholic Knight' date='Mar 17 2006, 06:27 AM'][color=blue]
Do you know what Knights do to Heretics?[/color]

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[quote name='Proud2BCatholic139' date='Mar 20 2006, 10:57 AM']I say we shouldn't put Chuck Norris before God by calling him a God.
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wow, you guys really need to [i]chill[/i] . It is called a JOKE :wacko:

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[quote name='notardillacid' date='Mar 21 2006, 10:18 PM']wow, you guys really need to [i]chill[/i] . It is called a JOKE :wacko:
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Hey now, I joke around all the time, computers smell of elderberries. :shock: :wacko:

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[quote name='cmotherofpirl' date='Mar 22 2006, 01:25 PM']My daughter was trained in Tung Soo Do by Chucks teacher :ninja:
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your daughter is scary :blink:

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