Thy Geekdom Come Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 [quote name='Brother Adam' date='Mar 9 2006, 03:02 PM']The baby will never throw up on me. [right][snapback]907353[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Who said she was talking about vomit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
franciscanheart Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 [quote name='Brother Adam' date='Mar 9 2006, 02:02 PM']The baby will never throw up on me. [right][snapback]907353[/snapback][/right] [/quote] good luck with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Adam Posted March 9, 2006 Author Share Posted March 9, 2006 [quote name='hugheyforlife' date='Mar 9 2006, 03:31 PM'] good luck with that. [right][snapback]907423[/snapback][/right] [/quote] its really simple. I helped raise four brothers. You just wear a cloth diaper over your shoulder when you feed and burp the little fluffy air extraction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thy Geekdom Come Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 [quote name='Brother Adam' date='Mar 9 2006, 04:36 PM']its really simple. I helped raise four brothers. You just wear a cloth diaper over your shoulder when you feed and burp the little fluffy air extraction. [right][snapback]907425[/snapback][/right] [/quote] I saw the sonogram today. babies S/he's not a little fluffy air extraction! Looks like a little peanut... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
franciscanheart Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 [quote name='Brother Adam' date='Mar 9 2006, 03:36 PM']its really simple. I helped raise four brothers. You just wear a cloth diaper over your shoulder when you feed and burp the little fluffy air extraction. [right][snapback]907425[/snapback][/right] [/quote] I helped raise my siblings too... but you'll be with your "little fluffy air extraction" a lot more now and I bet some of those times you get up in the middle of the night you won't be so awake that you'll necessarily remember the diaper or get to it in time. Not to mention how those little ones squirm... and if their projectile vommiting is top notch... you may not expect it when suddenly it's there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 Ooooh... and then there's always the volcano diaper situation... that always happens in public... with the exception of the time it happened ten minutes before the fancy Christmas dinner I was cooking was set to be all done... Volcano diapers... yeah... don't miss that. Bathing babies in a public restroom sink... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HisChild Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 Projectile vomit, projectile urine, even projectile poo that you CANNOT believe somehow managed to escape the diaper !!! My brothers are 12 and 15 yrs younger than me. I had lots of nightmares with bodily functions, in my teen years! And go figure. . .now I'm a nurse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
franciscanheart Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 [quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Mar 9 2006, 04:29 PM']Ooooh... and then there's always the volcano diaper situation... that always happens in public... with the exception of the time it happened ten minutes before the fancy Christmas dinner I was cooking was set to be all done... Volcano diapers... yeah... don't miss that. Bathing babies in a public restroom sink... [right][snapback]907490[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Ew. I don't miss those days either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missionseeker Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 [quote name='Brother Adam' date='Mar 8 2006, 05:55 PM']Dude. Never mess with a pregnant woman. I'm so totally serious. If you and you know who get married and she gets pregnant and you mess with her....man....she will tear your head off [right][snapback]906838[/snapback][/right] [/quote] I'm not the big of a fan of Robin Williams but I thought what he said about "a pregnant woman" was funny "She makes Sybil look well adjusted" I"m 14 years older than my youngest brother. So, I don't know about being the husband of one (nor will I ever) but being the daughter of one... And I'm sure you'll wind up with green beans and ketchup all over you one day. In the form of spit up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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