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dude do you know who flippin awesome :primate: s are????
the are kool!!!!

anway, ive eaten weird thigns..... but my brother eats spiders which leaves me in teh dust lol . :D:

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[quote name='CrossCuT' date='Mar 5 2006, 02:29 PM'][color=330000]
Or he could just have a great lack in propriety.
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If I knew what "propriety" meant, I could respond.

By the way, it's not actually God. It's just a painting, and interpretation, if you will. Just because it looks like it might be God doesn't mean it actually is. At least that's what it looks like from down here.

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[quote name='God the Father' date='Mar 11 2006, 07:06 PM']If I knew what "propriety" meant, I could respond.

By the way, it's not actually God. It's just a painting, and interpretation, if you will. Just because it looks like it might be God doesn't  mean it actually is. At least that's what it looks like from down here.
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If I were to put a pair of breasts on an interpretation of Our Lady how would you feel?

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[quote name='God the Father' date='Mar 11 2006, 07:06 PM']If I knew what "propriety" meant, I could respond.

By the way, it's not actually God. It's just a painting, and interpretation, if you will. Just because it looks like it might be God doesn't  mean it actually is. At least that's what it looks like from down here.
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[color=330000]How much brain power did it take to produce that load of thoughtlessness?
I hope you did not rupture a lobe or anything valuable.[/color]

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[quote name='CrossCuT' date='Mar 11 2006, 09:25 PM'][color=330000]How much brain power did it take to produce that load of thoughtlessness?
I hope you did not rupture a lobe or anything valuable.[/color]

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I remember once....it is difficult to remember some days, especially when the weather is cloudy....

It was four or five years ago(I was five or six), and I was at a pool party. My parents had left me in the care of the birthday boy's parents. If I remember correctly it was sunny, but unseasonably cool, and I had goosebumps whenever I was out of the water. One of my friends was toying around with water baloons, throwing them at people who passed by. I joined him, it was a great deal of fun. Some people were perturbed by the display, others chuckled and continued on their way. I did a little bit of swimming, played some water basketball in the shallow end. Water basketball is a rough game, you know, lots of water flying around, and almost impossible to score, not to mention move. I can't seem to recall who one...in fact it was difficult to tell who was on whose team. I remember once laying the ball up against the white backboard of the little tikes basketball hoop, and it dropped in. I was overjoyed, I slapped the water emphatically, producing a large splash. Oh, it was great fun, to be sure. As dusk began to fall we got out of the water and ate pizza. The pizza was not to my taste, it had very little sauce, and the bread was tasteless. However, I put up with it, and drank some soda. I remembered that you weren't supposed to go in the water less than an hour after eating, but after processing it I realized it must have been an old wive's tale. I got back in the water and played around some more with my buddies. It began to grow quite dark, and the party was declared over. I noticed some of my bigger friends getting out of the side of the pool without using a ladder. I decided to try it for myself. I put my hands at the rim of the pool and tried to pull myself up. I struggled in vain, trying to drag my body up the rim, scratching it up quite a bit. Eventually I gave up and used the ladder like the small people. It was then when it came unglued. I was walking toward the gate, along the side of the shallowest part of the pool. In mid stride I was struck by a great pain in my stomach. I dropped to my knees. It felt like I had been lanced by a spear straight through my gut. I lost my balance, and fell backwards into the pool. Time seemd to slow down. I saw the sky through the surface of the water, and as my stomach fell through the surface the pain seemed to be relieved. It was maybe a second after this relief that I felt the back of my head strike the bottom of the pool. My head felt light, and a nagging pain grew in the back of my head as I floated to the surface. The pain grew worse and worse, and by the time I had reached the ladder to get out of the pool it was almost unbearable. The pain in my stomach had vanished. By this time my parents had arrived, and they pulled me out of the pool--I was in too much pain to leave of my own accord. I fell asleep in the car on the way to the hospital, and when I arrived there was a dull uncomfortableness in the back of my head. The doctor examined me, and my parents told me I was fine. I don't remember being driven back, I awoke the next day in my bed. I can't think of any other occasion where I experienced head trauma. I wasn't fully aware of the situation at the hospital, perhaps my parents lied when they said there was no damage? Perhaps when I am old enough to drive I can get myself checked out. Until then, I am forced to speculate.

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[quote name='God the Father' date='Mar 12 2006, 01:31 PM']I remember once....it is difficult to remember some days, especially when the weather is cloudy....

It was four or five years ago(I was five or six), and I was at a pool party. My parents had left me in the care of the birthday boy's parents. If I remember correctly it was sunny, but unseasonably cool, and I had goosebumps whenever I was out of the water. One of my friends was toying around with water baloons, throwing them at people who passed by. I joined him, it was a great deal of fun. Some people were perturbed by the display, others chuckled and continued on their way. I did a little bit of swimming, played some water basketball in the shallow end. Water basketball is a rough game, you know, lots of water flying around, and almost impossible to score, not to mention move. I can't seem to recall who one...in fact it was difficult to tell who was on whose team. I remember once laying the ball up against the white backboard of the little tikes basketball hoop, and it dropped in. I was overjoyed, I slapped the water emphatically, producing a large splash. Oh, it was great fun, to be sure. As dusk began to fall we got out of the water and ate pizza. The pizza was not to my taste, it had very little sauce, and the bread was tasteless. However, I put up with it, and drank some soda. I remembered that you weren't supposed to go in the water less than an hour after eating, but after processing it I realized it must have been an old wive's tale. I got back in the water and played around some more with my buddies. It began to grow quite dark, and the party was declared over. I noticed some of my bigger friends getting out of the side of the pool without using a ladder. I decided to try it for myself. I put my hands at the rim of the pool and tried to pull myself up. I struggled in vain, trying to drag my body up the rim, scratching it up quite a bit. Eventually I gave up and used the ladder like the small people. It was then when it came unglued. I was walking toward the gate, along the side of the shallowest part of the pool. In mid stride I was struck by a great pain in my stomach. I dropped to my knees. It felt like I had been lanced by a spear straight through my gut. I lost my balance, and fell backwards into the pool. Time seemd to slow down. I saw the sky through the surface of the water, and as my stomach fell through the surface the pain seemed to be relieved. It was maybe a second after this relief that I felt the back of my head strike the bottom of the pool. My head felt light, and a nagging pain grew in the back of my head as I floated to the surface. The pain grew worse and worse, and by the time I had reached the ladder to get out of the pool it was almost unbearable. The pain in my stomach had vanished. By this time my parents had arrived, and they pulled me out of the pool--I was in too much pain to leave of my own accord. I fell asleep in the car on the way to the hospital, and when I arrived there was a dull uncomfortableness in the back of my head. The doctor examined me, and my parents told me I was fine. I don't remember being driven back, I awoke the next day in my bed. I can't think of any other occasion where I experienced head trauma. I wasn't fully aware of the situation at the hospital, perhaps my parents lied when they said there was no damage? Perhaps when I am old enough to drive I can get myself checked out. Until then, I am forced to speculate.
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[color=330000]What are you trying to prove?
That you’re not stupid? If that is so, then good job!
You used some big words in there that stupid people probably would not have been able to puzzle in.
But if in fact you were trying to give an excuse for your stupidity, it seems like you would be contradicting yourself.
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sidemunch88

[quote name='*lil girl 4 jesus*' date='Mar 11 2006, 04:34 PM']dude do you know who flippin awesome :primate: s are????
the are kool!!!!

anway, ive eaten weird thigns..... but my brother eats spiders which leaves me in teh dust lol . :D:
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the possesed girl on "exorcism of emily rose" ate bugs too :crazy:

[quote name='God the Father' date='Mar 11 2006, 06:06 PM']If I knew what "propriety" meant, I could respond.

By the way, it's not actually God. It's just a painting, and interpretation, if you will. Just because it looks like it might be God doesn't  mean it actually is. At least that's what it looks like from down here.
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right so who cares when the prots in england smashed all the "interpretations" of God and saints in catholic churches ;)

[quote name='catholicinsd' date='Mar 11 2006, 07:44 PM']If I were to put a pair of breasts on an interpretation of Our Lady how would you feel?
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wouldn't she look rather odd without breasts? :lol:

[quote name='God the Father' date='Mar 12 2006, 12:31 PM']I remember once....it is difficult to remember some days, especially when the weather is cloudy....

It was four or five years ago(I was five or six), and I was at a pool party. My parents had left me in the care of the birthday boy's parents. If I remember correctly it was sunny, but unseasonably cool, and I had goosebumps whenever I was out of the water. One of my friends was toying around with water baloons, throwing them at people who passed by. I joined him, it was a great deal of fun. Some people were perturbed by the display, others chuckled and continued on their way. I did a little bit of swimming, played some water basketball in the shallow end. Water basketball is a rough game, you know, lots of water flying around, and almost impossible to score, not to mention move. I can't seem to recall who one...in fact it was difficult to tell who was on whose team. I remember once laying the ball up against the white backboard of the little tikes basketball hoop, and it dropped in. I was overjoyed, I slapped the water emphatically, producing a large splash. Oh, it was great fun, to be sure. As dusk began to fall we got out of the water and ate pizza. The pizza was not to my taste, it had very little sauce, and the bread was tasteless. However, I put up with it, and drank some soda. I remembered that you weren't supposed to go in the water less than an hour after eating, but after processing it I realized it must have been an old wive's tale. I got back in the water and played around some more with my buddies. It began to grow quite dark, and the party was declared over. I noticed some of my bigger friends getting out of the side of the pool without using a ladder. I decided to try it for myself. I put my hands at the rim of the pool and tried to pull myself up. I struggled in vain, trying to drag my body up the rim, scratching it up quite a bit. Eventually I gave up and used the ladder like the small people. It was then when it came unglued. I was walking toward the gate, along the side of the shallowest part of the pool. In mid stride I was struck by a great pain in my stomach. I dropped to my knees. It felt like I had been lanced by a spear straight through my gut. I lost my balance, and fell backwards into the pool. Time seemd to slow down. I saw the sky through the surface of the water, and as my stomach fell through the surface the pain seemed to be relieved. It was maybe a second after this relief that I felt the back of my head strike the bottom of the pool. My head felt light, and a nagging pain grew in the back of my head as I floated to the surface. The pain grew worse and worse, and by the time I had reached the ladder to get out of the pool it was almost unbearable. The pain in my stomach had vanished. By this time my parents had arrived, and they pulled me out of the pool--I was in too much pain to leave of my own accord. I fell asleep in the car on the way to the hospital, and when I arrived there was a dull uncomfortableness in the back of my head. The doctor examined me, and my parents told me I was fine. I don't remember being driven back, I awoke the next day in my bed. I can't think of any other occasion where I experienced head trauma. I wasn't fully aware of the situation at the hospital, perhaps my parents lied when they said there was no damage? Perhaps when I am old enough to drive I can get myself checked out. Until then, I am forced to speculate.
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i cant believe i read all of that :ohno:

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[quote name='sidemunch88' date='Mar 12 2006, 11:50 PM']i cant believe i read all of that :ohno:
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[color=330000]Yea, same here.
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