PedroX Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Ok, you may have to be over the age of 25 to laugh at all of these, but this is one of the funniest lists I've seen in a while. If anybody in Indy does this while I'm watching the movie tommorrow, I'll give them $10 just for being my hero. peace... 1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait...where the #&$* is Harry Potter?" 2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU.....SHALL NOT..... PASS!" 3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring." 4. Point and laugh whenever someone dies. 5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts. 6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson." 7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!" 8. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs. 9. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style. 10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!" 11. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!" 12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre. 13. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?" 14. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie. 15. Start an Orc sing-a-long. 16. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused. 17. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for a tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!" 18. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like. 19. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene. 20. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California. 21. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let herself go!" 22. After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better. Just look at Episodes I and II." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revolutionoflove Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 :: HAHAHAH! #17 & 19-21 really had me laughing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VeraMaria Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 4. Point and laugh whenever someone dies. i did that once.... in seabsicuit... i don't know why... just got a laugh attack... people shushed me out :ph34r: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcePrincessKRS Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 I laughed through the whole list. Matthew does #4. I do #6. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmotherofpirl Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 :club: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PedroX Posted December 17, 2003 Author Share Posted December 17, 2003 Cmom, is that your picture of Boromir, or are you mad about something? (I suppose it could be a smilie of Gimli) peace... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmotherofpirl Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Its what happens to people who interrupt LOTR! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VeraMaria Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Its what happens to people who interrupt LOTR! :D i hate it when people interrupt a movie by laughing or screaming ot being really loud. but i do it to other people... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VeraMaria Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 but no one will do this when they watch the Passion.... hopefully... :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcePrincessKRS Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Its what happens to people who interrupt LOTR! :D I don't usually say anything loud enough to disturb anyone but Matt. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilroy the Ninja Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 THAT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY! I've done the "I see dead people" to Don John before during a tense moment and now he can't hear that without laughing. Dude, I am so taking this list with me tomorrow when we go see ROTK (not that I would ever despoil Tolkien... just to laugh before the movie starts). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marielapin Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 I am going to have to take some tape to the theater to tape my mouth shut. I literally screamed out during the FOTR, the vampiric Bilbo scene, enough to make the entire theater go from complete quiet to utter laughter! Jared was so ticked off at me! :bunny: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilroy the Ninja Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 ummm, I yelled out too. I still do when I see that scene, even though I know it's coming up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmotherofpirl Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 I shut my eyes ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marielapin Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 I'm going to be shouting: You go girl! When you-know-who kicks you-know-who's tail at this one. Begone foul dwimmerlaik! luckily I have been informed that Frodo does NOT go vampiric on us in the last movie, thank goodness. So hopefully no more episodes like before. whew! :bunny: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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