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Thy Geekdom Come

[quote name='hugheyforlife' date='Feb 13 2006, 12:52 PM']phew. you had me worried!  :blush:
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No, but there is a joke:

What's the difference between shanty Irish and lace-curtain Irish?

The lace-curtain Irish remove the dishes before peeing in the kitchen sink.

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Thy Geekdom Come

[quote name='kateri05' date='Feb 13 2006, 12:54 PM']hsmom, that just proves how feminism is a totally lame and idiotic attempt for women to do all the work.  who wants that??  let men hold doors and be breadwinners and take care of us :P:  silly feminists.
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I think we should lock women in cages and make them iron our underwear.

And yes, I am yicky.

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[quote name='kateri05' date='Feb 13 2006, 12:57 PM']is the underwear clean or dirty?

and does the cage have carpet?
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Oh, well...you'd be the ones cleaning it, so it's really up to you.

...and the cage does have carpet...and a little pile of hay in the corner for birthing...and you would have to be barefoot. :mellow:

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[quote name='kateri05' date='Feb 13 2006, 12:01 PM']oooh, barefoot and pregnant?

because that would be sweet! i hate shoes and love babies  :D:
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Monty Python:

"Look at those Catholics. They have to have a baby every time they have sex. Not like us Protestants. We only have 2 children."

"But George, we've only done it 2 times."

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[quote name='kateri05' date='Feb 13 2006, 01:01 PM']oooh, barefoot and pregnant?

because that would be sweet! i hate shoes and love babies  :D:
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:lol:

I'm just kidding, of course.

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[quote name='Brother Adam' date='Feb 13 2006, 01:05 PM']Monty Python:

"Look at those Catholics. They have to have a baby every time they have sex. Not like us Protestants. We only have 2 children."

"But George, we've only done it 2 times."
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:lol:

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[quote name='Brother Adam' date='Feb 13 2006, 10:05 AM']Monty Python:

"Look at those Catholics. They have to have a baby every time they have sex. Not like us Protestants. We only have 2 children."

"But George, we've only done it 2 times."
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:lol_roll:

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Though now i'm struggling being the best man at my friends wedding that they are going to use contraception it seems. "There is a good reason why we have less children in todays age." ugh.

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[quote name='Brother Adam' date='Feb 13 2006, 01:07 PM']"There is a good reason why we have less children in todays age." ugh.
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Why, because the earth is so desert and barren and despair rules the world?

Is it me, or is new life the SOLUTION to that problem?

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[quote name='Brother Adam' date='Feb 13 2006, 12:05 PM']Monty Python:

"Look at those Catholics. They have to have a baby every time they have sex. Not like us Protestants. We only have 2 children."

"But George, we've only done it 2 times."
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

[quote name='Brother Adam' date='Feb 13 2006, 12:07 PM']Though now i'm struggling being the best man at my friends wedding that they are going to use contraception it seems. "There is a good reason why we have less children in todays age." ugh.
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I'm standing in a friends wedding who is planning on doing the same... I don't know what to say...

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micah, sillyhead, you can't use logic! this is the modern age! just use seasonal and only get your period four times a year!

oh bro. adam, that's rough :(

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I don't know what the Church says on the matter, but I'm going to refuse to go to weddings of that type...I'll just flat out refuse and tell them politely why.

St. Thomas More, pray for us!

(I ask his intercession because...well...he seems like the type of guy who would also refuse...)

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