Tindomiel Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 The papers fluttered to the ground like a piece of falling fruitcake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God Conquers Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 The leaves flew into the air like febreeze in a teenage bedroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow of Shame Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 I'd stumbled onto solving my first murder case, having found myself the only eyewitness, yet no matter how frantically I pleaded with John Law that the perp was right in front of them and the very dame they'd been grilling - the sultry but devious Miss Kitwinkle, who played the grieving patsy the way a concert pianist player plays a piano - the cops just kept smiling and stuffing crackers in my beak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaime Posted February 9, 2006 Author Share Posted February 9, 2006 We ought to make the pie higher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow of Shame Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 "Ace, watch your head!" hissed Wanda urgently, yet somehow provocatively, through red, full, sensuous lips, but he couldn't you know, since nobody can actually watch more than part of his nose or a little cheek or lips if he really tries, but he appreciated her warning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God Conquers Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 This is another real one from my 11th grade chemistry teacher: "Chemistry is like an orange." It didn't make sense then and it doesn't make sense now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow of Shame Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 As the fading light of a dying day filtered through the window blinds, Roger stood over his victim with a smoking .45, surprised at the serenity that filled him after pumping six slugs into the bloodless tyrant that mocked him day after day, and then he shuffled out of the office with one last look back at the shattered computer terminal lying there like a silicon armadillo left to rot on the information superhighway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didacus Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 As charming as the vomit of a sick dying dog! (sounds better in french... sorry) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow of Shame Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 As the newest Lady Turnpot descended into the kitchen wrapped only in her celery-green dressing gown, her creamy bosom rising and falling like a temperamental souffle, her tart mouth pursed in distaste, the sous-chef whispered to the scullery boy, "I don't know what to make of her." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God Conquers Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 The game was rougher than an italians 5 oclock shadow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow of Shame Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Dolores breezed along the surface of her life like a flat stone forever skipping across smooth water, rippling reality sporadically but oblivious to it consistently, until she finally lost momentum, sank, and due to an overdose of fluoride as a child which caused her to lie forever on the floor of her life as useless as an appendix and as lonely as a five-hundred-pound barbell in a steroid-free fitness center. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iggy Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Comparing space and time is like comparing apples and Tuesday - Dr. Tim Gay Is there any way the first page of this thread could be moved to, uh, manland or something like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow of Shame Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 There is such a place? Overflowing with beer and fly honeys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missionseeker Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 [quote name='Old_Joe' date='Feb 7 2006, 08:01 PM']For a second there, I thought it said smilies. While he was working out in the sun, Larry sweated like a an obese, masked Mexican wrestler on a summer day in the middle of an intense match. [right][snapback]879572[/snapback][/right] [/quote] There should be a spit take smilie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow of Shame Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 [quote name='missionseeker' date='Feb 12 2006, 02:00 AM']There should be a spit take smilie. [right][snapback]884536[/snapback][/right] [/quote] What's a spit take? Is that when you smell of elderberries up that little bit of spit that's left on the lip of the popcan after someone has taken a swig? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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