cmotherofpirl Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 (edited) Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. Edited June 12, 2006 by Convert4888 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatS Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 [quote]So why no Jackie Chan jokes? Chuck Norris round house kicked them. [/quote] I should've seen that one coming!! (ducks) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YMNolan Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 [quote name='ReinnieR' post='979817' date='May 13 2006, 08:39 AM'] [url="http://myweb.cableone.net/reinnier/cableone/chuck_norris_reads_chuck_norris_facts.wmv"]http://myweb.cableone.net/reinnier/cableon...orris_facts.wmv[/url] [/quote] thanks for that link, that was neat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isilzha Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 I saw one-liners for Vin Diesel too. This one was always my favorite. In 1736, Vin Diesel crossed The Seven Bridges of Konigsberg without crossing the same bridge twice all the while laughing at Leonhard Euler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XIX Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 [quote name='Anthony' post='979979' date='May 13 2006, 08:13 AM'] Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer; too bad Chuck Norris never cries. [/quote] Saint Philomena relics cure all sorts of stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatS Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 "Everybody was Kung Fu fighting, those kicks were fast as lightning..." BAM!!! Chuck Norris threw a roundhouse kick and the song is OVER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReinnieR Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 and we bump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuchaporElRey21 Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 And why isn't this on the Lame Board? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kateri05 Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 because chuck norris jokes are NOT anywhere CLOSE to lame. duh : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didymus Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piccoli Fiori JMJ Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v359/LausTibiChriste/ChuckNorrisT.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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