foundsheep Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 The cobras could have had the Dodgeball championship if it wasnt for chuck norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YMNolan Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God Conquers Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 Chuck Norris doesn't use weights to work out, he works out the weights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God Conquers Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 Chuck Norris' Favorite "Facts" (from chucknorrisfacts.com): # When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. # Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. # There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. # Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. # Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. # Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. # Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. # Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. # There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist. # When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. # Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. # Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. # There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up. # Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. # Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. # Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile. # Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. # Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost # Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV. # Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foundsheep Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 are you guys serious. A chuck Norris thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scardella Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 [quote name='Luthien' post='929555' date='Mar 31 2006, 08:55 AM'] Theres a little cartoon called [url="http://www.ultimateshowdown.org/"]The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny[/url] and it shows Sammy J. being pounced on my a bunch of little snakes. I now know what they are referring to. [/quote] I first saw this the other day! It's flippin' awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruso Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 [quote name='ReinnieR' post='876141' date='Feb 5 2006, 09:33 AM'] Chuck Norris is an Air Force Vet [/quote] If but they had to license to Chuck Norris, when he obtained the grade of corporal after serving for 25 years,he became unbearable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReinnieR Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 [url="http://myweb.cableone.net/reinnier/cableone/chuck_norris_reads_chuck_norris_facts.wmv"]http://myweb.cableone.net/reinnier/cableon...orris_facts.wmv[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReinnieR Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 [quote name='ruso' post='974961' date='May 7 2006, 11:07 PM'] If but they had to license to Chuck Norris, when he obtained the grade of corporal after serving for 25 years,he became unbearable. [/quote] the rank corporal does not exist in the united states air force Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer; too bad Chuck Norris never cries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatS Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 Y'all are going to get me fired from laughing at my desk at work!! Uh-oh, I have brought back the Chuck Norris thread which some people hate so I better look out!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmotherofpirl Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 I love Chuck Norris lines : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatS Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 (edited) So why no Jackie Chan jokes? Edited June 12, 2006 by KatS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theoketos Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 [quote name='KatS' post='1003836' date='Jun 12 2006, 11:41 AM'] So why no Jackie Chan jokes? [/quote] Chuck Norris round house kicked them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 (edited) Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.... Edited June 12, 2006 by Convert4888 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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