Ash Wednesday Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 I'm all about snakes on a plane! Sammy made them change the title back from that "Pacific Flight" nonsense they were going to go with... Snakes on a Plane! Snakes on a Plane! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old_Joe Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old_Joe Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luthien Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 [quote name='Ash Wednesday' date='Mar 31 2006, 12:49 AM']I'm all about snakes on a plane! Sammy made them change the title back from that "Pacific Flight" nonsense they were going to go with... Snakes on a Plane! Snakes on a Plane! [right][snapback]929480[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Theres a little cartoon called [url="http://www.ultimateshowdown.org/"]The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny[/url] and it shows Sammy J. being pounced on my a bunch of little snakes. I now know what they are referring to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YMNolan Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris floats like a butterfly and stings like a tomahawk missle... at Mach 3... in the face. Curiosity killed the cat, but Chuck Norris killed the sabre-tooth tiger... the species... with one roundhouse kick. The preferred method of capital punishment in most nations is death by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he needs. ...some of my favs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidemunch88 Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 we have heard all these jokes 1298371298 times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow of Shame Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 [img]http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c398/Cow_of_Shame/ChuckNorrisJeans.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosey Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 [quote]we have heard all these jokes 1298371298 times[/quote] Well..this would be my first time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Red Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 'won't bind your legs' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReinnieR Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 [quote name='hayden' date='Mar 31 2006, 12:11 PM']we have heard all these jokes 1298371298 times [right][snapback]929803[/snapback][/right] [/quote] it doesn't matter you'll probobly die of roundhouse related death Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YMNolan Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the Earth and roundhouse kick himself in the back ot he head. This of course would cause a time paradox in which everyone would cease to exist except for Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReinnieR Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC IMaGiNaZUN Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 chuck norris doesnt go hunting. That implies failure. church norris goes killing. I have a million more. But i want to be merciful. Not like church norris. SHALOM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReinnieR Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 give us some more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blovedwolfofgod Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 chuck norris doesnt have a fanclub. he is the fanclub. and anyone who thinks their cool enough to join it gets a roundhouse kick to the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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