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In one episode of Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Chuck Norris replaced Carlton for
one scene and nobody noticed.

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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead
decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter
he grew a beard.

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CatholicCid

[quote name='Lil Red' date='Mar 30 2006, 06:27 PM']i contend that it was Conan O'Brien that started this trend
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Agreed... The whole Chuck Norris level thing

They once tried to carve Chuck Norris' face into Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard




There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.



Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

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Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the
JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his
beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

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The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck
Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and
starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from
drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far
too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.

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CatholicCid

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you could be seconds away from death.

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[quote name='ReinnieR' date='Mar 30 2006, 08:48 PM']i'm done for now
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Chuck Norris would karate chop you for saying that.

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CatholicCid

[quote name='Era Might' date='Mar 30 2006, 06:56 PM']Chuck Norris would karate chop you for saying that.
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He's right... We're dead if we stop :blink:

Just as he dies for saying karate chop instead of Round House Kick :funeral:


Oh Noes! It's too late

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:lol_above:

:lol_roll:

:lol_pound:

ohmigosh im HYSTERICALLY laughing and reading these outloud to my husband who is also HYSTERICALLY laughing.

quick pull the walker texas ranger lever! :lol:

do some more!
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[quote name='ReinnieR' date='Feb 5 2006, 01:33 AM']Chuck Norris is an Air Force Vet
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this is fact btw

not a joke

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Ash Wednesday

Yeah... Chuck's a good man. And he lost a brother in Vietnam. Wieland Norris is on the Vietnam Memorial Wall. :(

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His appearance in Dodgeball certainly didn't help.

I'm more of a Snakes on a Plane kind of guy, the genius of which is memorialized in my sig. At least until the rest of the world catches on, then I'll smugly resign from fandom.

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