ReinnieR Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 In one episode of Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Chuck Norris replaced Carlton for one scene and nobody noticed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReinnieR Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatholicCid Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 [quote name='Lil Red' date='Mar 30 2006, 06:27 PM']i contend that it was Conan O'Brien that started this trend [right][snapback]928836[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Agreed... The whole Chuck Norris level thing They once tried to carve Chuck Norris' face into Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReinnieR Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatholicCid Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Chuck Norris does not hunt. Hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris kills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReinnieR Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatholicCid Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you could be seconds away from death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReinnieR Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 i'm done for now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Era Might Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 [quote name='ReinnieR' date='Mar 30 2006, 08:48 PM']i'm done for now [right][snapback]928865[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Chuck Norris would karate chop you for saying that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatholicCid Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 [quote name='Era Might' date='Mar 30 2006, 06:56 PM']Chuck Norris would karate chop you for saying that. [right][snapback]928873[/snapback][/right] [/quote] He's right... We're dead if we stop Just as he dies for saying karate chop instead of Round House Kick Oh Noes! It's too late [img]http://www.pathguy.com/lectures/chuck_norris_age_49.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luthien Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kateri05 Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 ohmigosh im HYSTERICALLY laughing and reading these outloud to my husband who is also HYSTERICALLY laughing. quick pull the walker texas ranger lever! do some more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReinnieR Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 [quote name='ReinnieR' date='Feb 5 2006, 01:33 AM']Chuck Norris is an Air Force Vet [right][snapback]876141[/snapback][/right] [/quote] this is fact btw not a joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Wednesday Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Yeah... Chuck's a good man. And he lost a brother in Vietnam. Wieland Norris is on the Vietnam Memorial Wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarf Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 (edited) His appearance in Dodgeball certainly didn't help. I'm more of a Snakes on a Plane kind of guy, the genius of which is memorialized in my sig. At least until the rest of the world catches on, then I'll smugly resign from fandom. Edited March 31, 2006 by Snarf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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