curtins Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 whats up with all these chuck norris jokes. they're really lame and starting to bug me. and everyone is saying them. ppl forget that chuck noriss is a real person too and should be respected. Whereas jack bower is not a real person so u can say stuff like "jack bower doesnt kill terrorists, he eats them" The only time jack bower sleeps is when hes nocked unconscience by a terrorist or faking his own death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Wednesday Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 Norris himself said he found some of the jokes amusing, and others just plain weird. It won't last... but still -- what a bizarre fad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HomeTeamFamily Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 personally, i think they are really funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Wednesday Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 I love old school 80s martial arts stuff. Karate Kid, Cobra Kai, Chuck Norris, Van Damme, Steve Segal... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReinnieR Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 Chuck Norris is an Air Force Vet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatholicCid Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 (edited) Chuck Norris also counted to infinity... twice Edited February 5, 2006 by CatholicCid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjakyle Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 he could probably count to negative infinity rather quickly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curtins Posted February 5, 2006 Author Share Posted February 5, 2006 The reason i try not to participate in them is cause I thought they might be like sinful ( speaking ill of another pesron behind their back) but if norris finds them funny and doesnt mind..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReinnieR Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReinnieR Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and acquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReinnieR Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Red Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 i contend that it was Conan O'Brien that started this trend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Era Might Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Chuck reps the Bible. I'm sure he can forgive an enemy or two. Not before a swift roundhouse kick to the face, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReinnieR Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Chuck Norris is the 4th Magi, giving Jesus the gift of beard which he proudly wore to his dying day. Jealous of Norris the 3 Magi excluded him from the bible. the 3 Magi were later on found dead due to roundhouse related insidents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReinnieR Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 (edited) [mod]sorry, this one was not age appropriate for this phorum.[/mod] Edited March 31, 2006 by Lil Red Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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