How do you like your coffee?

[Sojourner]

[quote name='hot stuff' date='Jan 20 2006, 03:49 PM']I hate to be the bringer of bad news but chocolate in Canada smells of elderberries
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U.S. chocolate isn't much better.

European ... specifically Belgian ... is the way to go.

[Cow of Shame]

[quote name='track2004' date='Jan 20 2006, 01:21 PM']
"...like I like my women...covered in beeees!"
- E. Izzard

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"Cake or death?" That's a pretty easy question. Anyone could answer that.
"Cake or death?"
"Eh, cake please."
"Very well! Give him cake!"
"Oh, thanks very much. It's very nice."
"You! Cake or death?"
"Uh, cake for me, too, please."
"Very well! Give him cake, too! We're gonna run out of cake at this rate. You! Cake or death?"
"Uh, death, please. No, cake! Cake! Cake, sorry. Sorry..."
"You said death first, uh-uh, death first!"
"Well, I meant cake!"
"Oh, all right. You're lucky I'm Church of England!" Cake or death?"”


“Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the sex: "Girls girls, ooo". Naturally you want to look your best, and God says "No! You will look the worst you've ever looked in your life!"”





Oh...you were asking about coffee...yes, yes. 'like my coffee like I like my women, of course





tied up on the back of a donkey by Juan Valdez




Oh, fine...one more Eddie Izzardism

“And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know? I think it helps. I just think just standing there going, "Bang!" That's not going to kill too many people, is it? You'd have to be really dodgy on the heart to have that…”

[prose]

[quote name='hot stuff' date='Jan 20 2006, 01:49 PM']I hate to be the bringer of bad news but chocolate in Canada smells of elderberries
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You smell of elderberries.

[Jaime]

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

[Anastasia13]

I like mine in the form of a frappacino.

hot stuff, I like your "Black as death
Strong as hell
sweet as love"

[Jaime]

[quote name='prose' date='Jan 20 2006, 03:04 PM']You smell of elderberries. 
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I do not

[Jaime]

[quote name='Light and Truth' date='Jan 20 2006, 03:08 PM']I like mine in the form of a frappacino.

hot stuff, I like your "Black as death
Strong as hell
sweet as love"
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I wish I could take credit for it LT but its an old Turkish proverb

[Sojourner]

[quote name='hot stuff' date='Jan 20 2006, 04:07 PM']I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
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you did not, you big maker-up of "facts."

[Jaime]

[quote name='Sojourner' date='Jan 20 2006, 03:19 PM']you did not, you big maker-up of "facts."
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Its an Eddie Izzard quote. I was trying to play along

[Sojourner]

[quote name='hot stuff' date='Jan 20 2006, 05:05 PM']Its an Eddie Izzard quote.  I was trying to play along
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Oh.

[Laurentina1975]

Starbucks....Vente carmel macchiato with skim milk and whip cream baby. :

[shortnun]

[quote name='prose' date='Jan 20 2006, 02:48 PM']and I find m&m's gritty, Smarties are smoooooooth.
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I think she's right on this one. But I'm anti-milk chocolate. I eat "Dark side" M&Ms.

[u]How I like my coffee:[/u]
~ As soon as I wake up in the morning
~ In a ceramic mug/plastic thermos... NEVER in styrofoam
~ Black with one teaspoon of brown sugar... OR... half 2% milk and half coffee (I will never have coffee with sugar and milk in it)
~ unflavored (none of this vanilla, hazelnut, cinnamon stuff)
~ HOT (like lawsuit against McDonalds, except I won't sue)

and I have a headache now and think I'll have some

[The Mater Dolorosa]

I take it black, usually a pot a day...have to keep moving and shaking!

[Cow of Shame]

[quote name='hot stuff' date='Jan 20 2006, 02:07 PM']I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
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“So in Europe, we had empires. Everyone had them - France and Spain and Britain and Turkey! The Ottoman Empire, full of furniture for some reason. And the Austro-Hungarian Empire, famous for f* all! Yes, all they did was slowly collapse like a flan in a cupboard.”