Sojourner Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Especially if you stab them and slather them with butter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted January 9, 2006 Author Share Posted January 9, 2006 [quote name='Cow of Shame' date='Jan 9 2006, 02:34 PM']No, they just aren't allowed to add moose antlers, lips & butts to bulk up their dishes [right][snapback]850761[/snapback][/right] [/quote] I like moose butts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rkwright Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 [quote name='Didacus' date='Jan 9 2006, 01:34 PM']Hard to tell for certain, but I would bet 1$ that the statement is accurate. and yes, dogs are edible! [right][snapback]850763[/snapback][/right] [/quote] is that a canadian dollar or us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow of Shame Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 [quote name='Didacus' date='Jan 9 2006, 12:34 PM'] and yes, dogs are edible! [right][snapback]850763[/snapback][/right] [/quote] "You can live off it, but it tastes like sh*t" He's got a knife! That's not a knife. [i]That's[/i] a knife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God's Errand Girl Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 [url="http://www.chumfm.com/MorningShow/bits/march24.swf"]Man Witnesses Car Accident[/url] This is the funniest phone call that I have heard. Although it is not a 911 call, it sure is funny. You'll regret not listening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Church_Mouse Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Oh my that was funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theoketos Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 I am sure that this would not have happened in Texas. Texas is better than every other state. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God's Errand Girl Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Maybe not, but the real question for you is--even though it probably did not happen in Texas, did you find it funny??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thy Geekdom Come Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 I once read an article about a 32 year old man who called the cops because his mom wouldn't make him a grilled coagulated milk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didacus Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 My brother was in the hospital after donating his kidney to my sister. He wanted more pain killers (morphine) but the nurses wouldn't give it to him. Arfter a while, he called 911 from the hospital. The person told him to go to the hospital. He siad "I AM at the F****** hospital already!" A few minutes later, the nurse gave him another shot of morphine. That was the funniest 911 call I've heard of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted January 10, 2006 Author Share Posted January 10, 2006 [quote name='Raphael' date='Jan 9 2006, 09:14 PM']I once read an article about a 32 year old man who called the cops because his mom wouldn't make him a grilled coagulated milk. [right][snapback]851187[/snapback][/right] [/quote] I think I heard that, too. It sure sounds familiar. I guess we live in whiny cry-baby society.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didacus Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Remember, according to the Stone Cutters the real number is 912! back to you bob... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 I don't think I have ever called 911. Now a couple of times coming home late at night, I've had it ready to dial on my cell phone just in case, but I've never actually done it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow of Shame Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 [quote name='God's Errand Girl' date='Jan 9 2006, 03:31 PM']This is the funniest phone call that I have heard. Although it is not a 911 call, it sure is funny. [/quote] That [i]is[/i] hilarious. Speaking of hospitals, a friend of mine in college went to the hospital due to...ovarian stones? Apparently, they're like kidney stones but much, much worse. She told me she had collapsed & passed out in her shower due to the pain. She was in the hospital & on some sort of drugs when the Dr. came in & started pressing on her abdomen asking "Does this hurt? Does [i]this[/i] hurt?" ....whereupon she punched him in the face and asked "Does THIS hurt?!" In her defense, I think those particular drugs also had her seeing insects & Disney animals cavorting on her ceilling.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didacus Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 : Ah yes, 'does this hurt?" the doctor's favorite game. At least a dentist doesn't ask you; he knows it hurts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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