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[quote name='Cow of Shame' date='Jan 9 2006, 02:34 PM']No, they just aren't allowed to add moose antlers, lips & butts to bulk up their dishes
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I like moose butts... :(

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[quote name='Didacus' date='Jan 9 2006, 01:34 PM']Hard to tell for certain, but I would bet 1$ that the statement is accurate.
and yes, dogs are edible!
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is that a canadian dollar or us? :lol_roll: :lol_roll:

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Cow of Shame

[quote name='Didacus' date='Jan 9 2006, 12:34 PM']
and yes, dogs are edible!
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"You can live off it, but it tastes like sh*t"





He's got a knife!
That's not a knife. [i]That's[/i] a knife.

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God's Errand Girl

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This is the funniest phone call that I have heard. Although it is not a 911 call, it sure is funny. You'll regret not listening.

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God's Errand Girl

Maybe not, but the real question for you is--even though it probably did not happen in Texas, did you find it funny??? :bigthink:

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Thy Geekdom Come

I once read an article about a 32 year old man who called the cops because his mom wouldn't make him a grilled coagulated milk.

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My brother was in the hospital after donating his kidney to my sister. He wanted more pain killers (morphine) but the nurses wouldn't give it to him.

Arfter a while, he called 911 from the hospital. The person told him to go to the hospital. He siad "I AM at the F****** hospital already!"

A few minutes later, the nurse gave him another shot of morphine.


That was the funniest 911 call I've heard of.

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homeschoolmom

[quote name='Raphael' date='Jan 9 2006, 09:14 PM']I once read an article about a 32 year old man who called the cops because his mom wouldn't make him a grilled coagulated milk.
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I think I heard that, too. It sure sounds familiar. I guess we live in whiny cry-baby society....

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I don't think I have ever called 911.

Now a couple of times coming home late at night, I've had it ready to dial on my cell phone just in case, but I've never actually done it.

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[quote name='God's Errand Girl' date='Jan 9 2006, 03:31 PM']This is the funniest phone call that I have heard.  Although it is not a 911 call, it sure is funny. 
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That [i]is[/i] hilarious.

Speaking of hospitals, a friend of mine in college went to the hospital due to...ovarian stones? Apparently, they're like kidney stones but much, much worse. She told me she had collapsed & passed out in her shower due to the pain.

She was in the hospital & on some sort of drugs when the Dr. came in & started pressing on her abdomen asking "Does this hurt? Does [i]this[/i] hurt?" ....whereupon she punched him in the face and asked "Does THIS hurt?!"

In her defense, I think those particular drugs also had her seeing insects & Disney animals cavorting on her ceilling....

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