homeschoolmom Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 I know it's a little old, but I thought it was funny.... This is an edited version. I've read a longer version elsewhere... [quote]DISPATCHER: Sheriff’s Department. How can I help you? CALLER: Yeah, I’m over here at the Burger King drive-through in Laguna Niguel, I think. DISPATCHER: Uh-huh. CALLER: I asked them four different times to make me a Western Barbecue Burger. Okay, they keep giving me a hamburger with lettuce, tomato, and coagulated milk, onions, and I said I’m not leaving. I want a Western Burger because I just got my kids from tae kwon do, they’re hungry, I’m on my way home, and I live in San Clemente. DISPATCHER: Uh-huh. CALLER: Okay, she gave me another hamburger. It’s wrong. I said I want my hamburger right. So then the manager—she came up and she said, um, “Did you want your money back?” And I said no. I want my hamburger. My kids are hungry, and I have to jump on the freeway. I said, I am not leaving this spot, and I said, I will call the police, because I want my Western Burger done right. Now, is that so hard? DISPATCHER: Ma’am, we’re not going to go down there and enforce your Western Bacon Cheeseburger. CALLER: What am I supposed to do? DISPATCHER: I suggest you get your money back and go somewhere else. This is not a criminal issue. We can’t go out there and make them make you a cheeseburger the way you want it. CALLER: You’re supposed to be here to protect me. DISPATCHER: Is this like . . . a harmful cheeseburger or something? I don’t understand what you want us to do. CALLER: Just come down here. I’m not leaving. DISPATCHER: No ma’am, I’m not sending the deputies down there over a cheeseburger. You need to go in there and act like an adult and either get your money back or go home. CALLER: She is not acting like an adult herself! I’m sitting here in my car; I just want them to make my kids a Western Burger. DISPATCHER: Ma’am, I suggest you get your money back from the manager and you go on your way home. Okay? Bye-bye. [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didacus Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 This re-enforces soooo many theories of mine concerning the American people.... thanks for posting HSMom! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted January 9, 2006 Author Share Posted January 9, 2006 [quote name='Didacus' date='Jan 9 2006, 01:26 PM']This re-enforces soooo many theories of mine concerning the American people.... thanks for posting HSMom! lol [right][snapback]850619[/snapback][/right] [/quote] : Californians! It's just the Californians!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didacus Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Jsut the californians? Are you sure? What about the New York people? I hear the Texans are pretty 'special' as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Extra ecclesiam nulla salus Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 you find those kinds of Americans everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted January 9, 2006 Author Share Posted January 9, 2006 That could be... I know nothing about Texans... 'cept my priest is one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Those type of people don't live in Indiana. Except maybe in Carmel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didacus Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 We used to have some here in Canada, but we usually convince them to move south of the border. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortnun Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 [quote name='Sojourner' date='Jan 9 2006, 02:33 PM']Those type of people don't live in Indiana. Except maybe in Carmel. [right][snapback]850633[/snapback][/right] [/quote] I know people from Carmel. It's like the whole state of Indiana is against them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 [quote name='Didacus' date='Jan 9 2006, 03:34 PM']We used to have some here in Canada, but we usually convince them to move south of the border. [right][snapback]850635[/snapback][/right] [/quote] From the Canadians I've known, there's plenty of crazy still left on your side of the fence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didacus Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 [quote name='Sojourner' date='Jan 9 2006, 01:36 PM']From the Canadians I've known, there's plenty of crazy still left on your side of the fence. [right][snapback]850642[/snapback][/right] [/quote] The hell you say?!?!? We haver a general rule of thumb here in Canada; Whatever we got, the US got 10 times more and 10 times worse! (except for snow) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Extra ecclesiam nulla salus Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 and liberalism and socialism and legal drugs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didacus Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Morte like the US has more greed more conservatism and more criminals who want illegal drugs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 [quote name='shortnun' date='Jan 9 2006, 03:35 PM'] I know people from Carmel. It's like the whole state of Indiana is against them. [right][snapback]850640[/snapback][/right] [/quote] It's true, we all are. They're pompous asses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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