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[url="http://www.nobeliefs.com/communion/communion.htm"]http://www.nobeliefs.com/communion/communion.htm[/url]
It really makes me sick when I see things like this on the internet... :annoyed: The person who wrote this needs our prayers....

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Cow of Shame

Actually, this bit struck me as quite funny:

"Where in the world did this morbid practice begin, I wondered. I reread the Bible for clues. Could that explain the mystery of the empty tomb of Jesus (Luke 24:3)? Did the disciples [i]eat[/i] him?"

hehehe

A title of a pic reads:
"Here we have a community of Christians lining up to eat and swallow the uncooked flesh of Jesus "
....would he feel better if he thought it was cooked or something?

I did like his "Soylent Green Biscuit Co" link at the bottom.


I have to admit, by the end, the article had a spoof-ish quality to it. The author wasn't really taking himself seriously.

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Birgitta Noel

My favorite was the caption under the elderly woman receiving the Eucharist stating that the practice continues into old age, or something like that.

This man clearly needs many prayers, though he doesn't want them (he says this on his web site's FAQs, likening them to blowing smoke in the face of a non-smoker). May God have mercy on his soul.

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Cow of Shame

The whole site is for kooks. I found an article on "Time Travel". Apparently, suspended animation is equivalent to time travel in the author's eyes. hehe

In fact, he gives this as proof:

[img]http://www.nobeliefs.com/death%26timetravel/Control%20Panels.gif[/img]
Before the time jump, the instrument panel appears like the one on the left. Note the "stop time" clock programmed one year ahead of the "present time" clock. The count down timer got set for 10 seconds.

After pressing the "GO" button, the timer counts down from ten to zero and, instantly, the instrument appears like the one on the right.

You'll notice the only difference as the "present time" clock suddenly agreeing with the "stop time" clock and the red LED glowing, showing that the time-jump occurred.

The time traveler will feel no sensation whatsoever. From his perspective, he jumped one year ahead and traveled one orbit around the sun, instantly.



How utterly amazing!!

LOL

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This was awful to read! Man I could only read a few paragraphs. I'm not sure whether this guy is being sarcastic about the Eucharist or really means this...............

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Isn't that actually the heresy of Paschaseus (sp?), that the Eucharist is the REAL presence (accidents of flesh and bone with BBSD) rather than TRUE presence (accidents of bread and wine but BBSD).

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Cow of Shame

[quote name='Rick777' date='Jan 6 2006, 02:34 AM'] I'm not sure whether this guy is being sarcastic about the Eucharist or really means this...............
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I don't think he really knew either

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at first I thought it was just a trolling's rant. But afterwards, iwth a bit of reflection, I think it is simple 'comical' sarcasm trying to portray the ridiculous notion that receiving 'communion is canibalism'.

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[quote name='Cow of Shame' date='Jan 6 2006, 09:25 AM']The whole site is for kooks.  I found an article on "Time Travel".  Apparently, suspended animation is equivalent to time travel in the author's eyes.  hehe

In fact, he gives this as proof:

[img]http://www.nobeliefs.com/death%26timetravel/Control%20Panels.gif[/img]
Before the time jump, the instrument panel appears like the one on the left. Note the "stop time" clock programmed one year ahead of the "present time" clock. The count down timer got set for 10 seconds.

After pressing the "GO" button, the timer counts down from ten to zero and, instantly, the instrument appears like the one on the right.

You'll notice the only difference as the "present time" clock suddenly agreeing with the "stop time" clock and the red LED glowing, showing that the time-jump occurred.

The time traveler will feel no sensation whatsoever. From his perspective, he jumped one year ahead and traveled one orbit around the sun, instantly.
How utterly amazing!!

LOL
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where's the flux capacitor??
do you need to be going 88MPH?

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1337 k4th0l1x0r

This just looks like poorly written satire. There are plenty of people out there who do not get that just because something is satirical doesn't mean it is humorous.

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Ave Maria Totus Tuus

[quote name='ReinnieR' date='Jan 6 2006, 11:42 AM']where's the flux capacitor??
do you need to be going 88MPH?
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:lol:

GREAT SCOT!!

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[quote name='Ave Maria Totus Tuus' date='Jan 6 2006, 12:23 PM']:lol:

GREAT SCOT!!
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Do we get to see some serious...?

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[quote name='Matty_boy' date='Jan 6 2006, 08:51 AM']Isn't that actually the heresy of Paschaseus (sp?), that the Eucharist is the REAL presence (accidents of flesh and bone with BBSD) rather than TRUE presence (accidents of bread and wine but BBSD).
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Thanks for putting me on to this.

[quote]In carrying out his plan he made the mistake of emphasizing the identity of the Eucharistic Body of Christ with His natural (historical) Body in such exaggerated terms that the difference between the two modes of existence was not sufficiently brought out. [/quote]

[url="http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/11518a.htm"]http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/11518a.htm[/url]

It fills in a gap I had in some research. You are correct. He however was never accused of heresy and made his thoughts more clear on the matter it seems.

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