Old_Joe Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Yeesh you try to eat in peace. *ducks out of the flight path of the flying weiners* *pulls out squeezable ketchup and mustard bottles and goes around the room ducking and weaving Matrix-style and hits journeyman and ilovechrist* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prose Posted January 6, 2006 Author Share Posted January 6, 2006 Realizes that she is suddenly the target of multiple attacks... Does her ninja moves, jumps over some hot dogs, blocks the whipped cream, laughs like a maniac and then grabs some of McDonald's special sauce... "You want some of this???" Shoots the sauce throw a plastic colander which diverts in in many directions at her multiple attackers, then dives gracefully behind a refrigerator,,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
journeyman Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 blocks off refrigerator with blocks of dry ice . . . and wonders vaguely if Old Joe has any kool aid left to create a kool aid flavored prose-cicle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EncounterWithGod Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 sneaks in a box of koolaid mix and helps journeyman make prose into a koolaid flavored prose-cicle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prose Posted January 12, 2006 Author Share Posted January 12, 2006 shivers.... Now you've gone and done it, I caught a cold!! Storms to the door angrily slipping on a banana peel... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old_Joe Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 *Dons helmet and arms egg-zooka.* Everyone remain calm and no one gets yolked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
journeyman Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 this suit is going to have to go to the cleaners anyway . . . what's an egg-zooka to me? ~ grabs a package of hot dogs and storms Old Joe's egg-zooka - slides hot dog into barrel and exhaust vents ~ as he runs for the door he slides on the same banana peel that snagged prose . . . tumbles to the floor as a molten egg nog floats over head . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old_Joe Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 It's kinda a potato gun for eggs, or at least it was. does anyone have some bacon and maybe some pancakes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missionseeker Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 I have uncooked sausage fresh from the meatgrinder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ave Maria Totus Tuus Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 will someone please think of the tacos, so very tasty and good for you,!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blovedwolfofgod Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 ::brandishes pepperoni stick:: "the force is strong with me." "well, at least it was in my dreams" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
journeyman Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 [quote name='Ave Maria Totus Tuus' date='Jan 14 2006, 11:31 PM']will someone please think of the tacos, so very tasty and good for you,!?!?! [right][snapback]856456[/snapback][/right] [/quote] I didn't think we were fighting "with" the tacos, so very tasty and good for you, . . . do you mean we shouldn't fight "in front" of the tacos, so very tasty and good for you, either . . . darn, back to being a grown up . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prose Posted January 16, 2006 Author Share Posted January 16, 2006 Wipes the banana off of her rear... Looks at the mess "Wasn't me!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrinityAddiction Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 *grabs plate of messy buffalo wings* *grins and throws at people* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blovedwolfofgod Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 ::tries to use force to dodge wings:: "OH NO! Guess I dont have force powers..." :runs for a napkin and some Zout (cause it gets the stain out):: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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