Ave Maria Totus Tuus Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 (edited) Yes, Seinfeld lovers, the day is here. [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus"]Festivus.[/url] Feel free to use this thread to air any grievances you might have. dUSt, as the "head of the household" of the phatmass phamily, someone must wrestle you to the ground, otherwise Festivus will not be over. As to follow Festivus meal protocol, there will not be turkey or ham or any traditional holiday items. Instead, I am serving for all. Please report any Festivus Miracles. Let FESTIVUS begin!! [img]http://bigpicture.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/festivus_logo.gif[/img] [img]http://www.mercwear.com/blog_root/images/misc/festivus.JPG[/img] [img]http://www.seinfeld-fan.net/images/festivus/festivus3.jpg[/img] Here, have a Happy Festivus! Edited December 24, 2005 by Ave Maria Totus Tuus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 HS_Dad-- I hate it when you scavenge off my plate when we are out to eat... There, I feel much better... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lounge Daddy Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 kids - i always hated it when my dad used to (and still does to this day) take his socks off in the living room and then just leave them on the floor i thought i would have to put up with smelly socks on the living room floor after i moved out 13 years ago ... but now you do the same thing! wow... that did feal good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zdog042 Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 [quote name='Lounge Daddy' date='Dec 23 2005, 10:16 PM']kids - i always hated it when my dad used to (and still does to this day) take his socks off in the living room and then just leave them on the floor i thought i would have to put up with smelly socks on the living room floor after i moved out 13 years ago ... but now you do the same thing! [right][snapback]835113[/snapback][/right] [/quote] you sound like my dad! excpet I would leave them on the couch... Mom - it's really annoying when you make a "knife cutting" motion whenever you want to make a point. Glad you have a sense of humor when we make fun of you for it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
photosynthesis Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 grandma -- it's really weird when you don't close the door when you use the ladies' room. just thought i'd let you know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thy Geekdom Come Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 My grievances: I have a grievance against Radio Shack. They insist on making Jen work ridiculous hours. I also have a grievance against her father's bank. If they didn't keep losing his money, she wouldn't have to help pay the bills and she could afford more minutes to talk to me. That's all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 Testing, testing... Is this thing on?? People who start threads complaining about Phatmass... That bugs me big time. Thank you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortnun Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 Left nostril.... UNCLOG YOURSELF!!! There, that's my grievance. Whew, much better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ave Maria Totus Tuus Posted December 24, 2005 Author Share Posted December 24, 2005 [quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Dec 24 2005, 12:00 PM']Testing, testing... Is this thing on?? People who start threads complaining about Phatmass... That bugs me big time. Thank you... [right][snapback]835430[/snapback][/right] [/quote] This wasn't supposed to be a thread to complain about phatmass, just to air grievances about life in general, all in good humor to celebrate the genius of Seinfeld. I love phatmass. sorry for the confusion, hsmom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted December 25, 2005 Share Posted December 25, 2005 No way, man. I'm sorry about the confusion. I'm all over Festivus... No problem there.... There was a thread earlier ragging on dust. I hate THOSE threads. I love this thread... MC!! (Merry Christmas) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ave Maria Totus Tuus Posted December 25, 2005 Author Share Posted December 25, 2005 [quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Dec 24 2005, 10:59 PM']No way, man. I'm sorry about the confusion. I'm all over Festivus... No problem there.... There was a thread earlier ragging on dust. I hate THOSE threads. I love this thread... MC!! (Merry Christmas) [right][snapback]835668[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Hehe, good to hear. I feared I would have to go into hiding. I think I have a Festivus Miracle to report. I'm in the Naval Reserve, and my brother attempted to correct me on the position of the anchors on my uniform. My anchors were placed correctly, and I made him go look it up in the uniform handbook, as I knew I was right. I was indeed right. The miracle--after about 15 minutes of bugging him about it, I finally got him to say, "Mallory, you were right." IT'S A FESTIVUS MIRACLE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lounge Daddy Posted December 25, 2005 Share Posted December 25, 2005 [quote name='Ave Maria Totus Tuus' date='Dec 25 2005, 01:04 AM']Hehe, good to hear. I feared I would have to go into hiding. I think I have a Festivus Miracle to report. I'm in the Naval Reserve, and my brother attempted to correct me on the position of the anchors on my uniform. My anchors were placed correctly, and I made him go look it up in the uniform handbook, as I knew I was right. I was indeed right. The miracle--after about 15 minutes of bugging him about it, I finally got him to say, "Mallory, you were right." IT'S A FESTIVUS MIRACLE!!! [right][snapback]835691[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Festivus Maximus! :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lounge Daddy Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 anyone pinned Dust yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 Uh, no... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marieteresa Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 So Festivus is still on until DuSt is pinned, Coolness I really dislike peeps whom go to fast food joints and order a big mac with a large fry and a diet coke......What the heck is the DIET COKE for? They might as well top it all of with a huge pepsi. Merry Festivus to you all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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