homeschoolmom Posted December 22, 2005 Author Share Posted December 22, 2005 Perhaps some super glue and a really tiny diaper... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 [quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Dec 22 2005, 05:01 PM']Perhaps some super glue and a really tiny diaper... [right][snapback]834007[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Yeah, if you strategically place some super-glue it could effectively stop poo production. Had you named him before you smashed him? If so, we need to come up with a nursery rhyme, a la Humpty Dumpty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted December 22, 2005 Author Share Posted December 22, 2005 We haven't, but we could... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 I think you need to do that. p.s. The Festivus episode of Seinfeld is on tonight. I'm watching it starting at 9 my time. I assume it will start for you at 8. It's on TBS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted December 23, 2005 Author Share Posted December 23, 2005 The super glue seems to have done it's job... I am using a large Band-aid(tm) as a diaper for little "what's his name"... Hopefully the poo flinging is a thing of the past. We don't get TBS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 The Band-aid(tm) should do the trick. I'm sure the poo-flinging will now be under control. So Festivus is tomorrow. We need to talk about a greivance thread. I have a lot of problems with you people! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted December 23, 2005 Author Share Posted December 23, 2005 Actually, I could probably make some nice jewelry out of the crystal monkey poo... How about a nice pair of earrings for Christmas next year...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 Oooo, I've always wanted crystal monkey poo earrings. Can you make a matching necklace? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted December 23, 2005 Author Share Posted December 23, 2005 Oh yeah... ever since I glued that baby back together, he's been pooing like crazy. I could make a fortune. I'm going to try playing around with his diet... see if I can get a variety of crystal colors... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 Thankfully you've got that Band-aid (tm) diaper for him so all the poo stays in one place. Try eggplant and see if it turns purple. That is the best color, after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted December 23, 2005 Author Share Posted December 23, 2005 It is the best color. I'm going to work on birthstones... maybe I can become like the official "class ring" supplier to the homeschooling market... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 Ooo, that's brilliant! Maybe you can talk to him about producing different shapes of poo. Princess cut, square cut, brilliant cut, etc. Can he produce opal poo, or only crystalline? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted December 23, 2005 Author Share Posted December 23, 2005 So far it's mostly a lot of this: [img]http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/527691/2/istockphoto_527691_brown_glass_beads.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 Hmmm, interesting. It already has holes in it for stringing? That's very cool. I think you've hit the gold mine. Too bad I didn't know about the awesome potential of poo production before I gave him away .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted December 23, 2005 Author Share Posted December 23, 2005 Yeah, who knew? As long as he doesn't fling it... that's a no-no... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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