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Sojjie, dear....

You know that very beautiful Christmas ornament that so lovingly gave us when you were here? The lovely glass chimp?

Well, he started flinging poo all over, so I had to smash the daylights out of him.

Thanks anyway... :(

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That's too bad. I had a long talk with him before we left Indiana about how he should keep his poo to himself. He must have forgotten all about it.

:ohno:
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[quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Dec 22 2005, 03:48 PM']Well, he did keep it to himself for almost a month. That's pretty good for an ape. :(
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It is, really. I thought I'd trained all the poo-flinging out of him, but apparently once a poo-flinger, always a poo-flinger.

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At least it wasn't like real ape poo... Being a glass ape, he had poo like little crystals... It wasn't too bad at first (in fact we didn't know what they were for days). But then we saw him fling one at HSson and well, we just can't have that...

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[quote name='Sojourner' date='Dec 22 2005, 01:55 PM'][img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v614/Sojourner/bronners_1873_41580991.jpg[/img]
RIP, little chimpanzee
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:weep: :rip:

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[quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Dec 22 2005, 03:56 PM']At least it wasn't like real ape poo... Being a glass ape, he had poo like little crystals... It wasn't too bad at first (in fact we didn't know what they were for days). But then we saw him fling one at HSson and well, we just can't have that...
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I totally understand. I wouldn't want HSson hurt in any way. If one of those got in his eye ... :twitch:

I shudder to think.

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[quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Dec 22 2005, 03:56 PM']:weep: :rip:
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There, there. :console:

It'll be all right. He's gone to the great glass ape heaven in the sky.

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[quote name='Sojourner' date='Dec 22 2005, 01:58 PM']There, there. :console:

It'll be all right. He's gone to the great glass ape heaven in the sky.
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:cry:

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[quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Dec 22 2005, 04:51 PM']Perhaps I can do a poo-ectomy and glue him back together...
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I've never done a poo-ectomy. It sounds painful though.

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