Cow's funny thread that might offend you

[Lounge Daddy]

[quote name='Ash Wednesday' date='Dec 26 2005, 03:51 PM']
You have to view the full screen version and use your side key in Quicktime to see it. I think it's hilarious.
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wow - i havent tryed to look for it yet --- but thats a pretty sweet pic!
i like how he slid that in there

[Cow of Shame]

[color=red][b]Edited by moderator:[/b] If you have a problem, take it up with dUSt.[/color]

Dude, whose heavy hand did THAT? No finesse, man.

*shakes head*

[Cow of Shame]

In the interim:

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[Cow of Shame]

[quote name='Cow of Shame' date='Dec 27 2005, 10:01 AM'][color=red][b]Edited by moderator:[/b] If you have a problem, take it up with dUSt.[/color]
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Hahaha! Funny joke on the Cow! You know that I can't.

[Cow of Shame]

She must be secure in her body type to do this video..

Not for the squeemish:
[url="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7092597087689846900"][u]Aerobics with Orca[/u][/url] (their title, not mine)


Redneck Surfing
[url="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3636904060137062287&q=rednecksurfing"][u]Incredibly Stupid[/u][/url]


Please return your male genitalia at the counter. Your dude membership has been revoked:
[url="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1882397228666255132"][u]Towing a Car[/u][/url]

Edited December 28, 2005 by Cow of Shame

[Cow of Shame]

Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your back for your whipping?"

The German responds, "I will take oil!" So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him ten times. When he is finished the German has these huge welts on his back, and he can hardly move.

The Amazons haul the German away, and say to the Mexican, "What do you want on your back?"

"I will take nothing!" says the Mexican, and he stands there straight and takes his ten lashings without a single flinch.

"What will you take on your back?" the Amazons ask the American.

He responds, "I'll take the Mexican."

[Cow of Shame]

Why you will burn in hell for eating organic foods:

[url="http://www.theherald.co.uk/features/53522.html"]Evil hippies that you are....[/url]

[Sojourner]

[quote name='Cow of Shame' date='Jan 4 2006, 10:15 AM']Why you will burn in hell for eating organic foods:

[url="http://www.theherald.co.uk/features/53522.html"]Evil hippies that you are....[/url]
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Interesting article.

I don't generally buy organic because it's too expensive.

Although I do occasionally grocery shop at frou frou hippie stores.

[Cow of Shame]

<BronsonTheBeef> So we were supposed to have a guest speaker in one of my classes
<BronsonTheBeef> to talk about diversity and racism and stuff today
<BronsonTheBeef> prof's never met him..
<BronsonTheBeef> in walks this super black gangsta ghetto dude
<BronsonTheBeef> he's got a 'pimp' chain around his neck, wearing FUBU everything
<BronsonTheBeef> has a gold watch and a ring on each finger, smells like pot and beer
<BronsonTheBeef> he even had a do-rag on and a cigarrette tucked behind his ear
<BronsonTheBeef> walks in in true rapper style flashing his crazy ghetto signs at us
<BronsonTheBeef> the prof's like...'are you... jeff?'
<BronsonTheBeef> he goes 'true dat, ho' and says 'you all my niggaz!' and he turns in a circle
<BronsonTheBeef> waving his arms in the air singing about 'niggaz in 'da house' or some stuff
<BronsonTheBeef> so she tells him to give his speech on diversity and stuff
<BronsonTheBeef> and he starts talkin about 'the man' and how 'white folk be dissin'
<BronsonTheBeef> then like a minute later this other black dude runs in dressed in a suit
<BronsonTheBeef> and says 'sorry I'm late'
<BronsonTheBeef> it turns out the first black dude was just baked. he doesn't even go to college
<BronsonTheBeef> he just wanted to buy weed in the dorms

[Lounge Daddy]

Triumph at the Mike Jackson trial
[url="http://gorillamask.net/triumphjacko.shtml"]RIGHT HERE[/url]

[Cow of Shame]

That's odd...the sound won't work for me (to mushy mud pie on)

Edited January 5, 2006 by Cow of Shame

[Cow of Shame]

haha

stupid volume control



"The poopy stench of media scum is neutralized by the sweet and pungent aroma of lunacy that is the Michael Jackson fan"

Edited January 5, 2006 by Cow of Shame

[Sojourner]

[quote name='Cow of Shame' date='Jan 5 2006, 02:26 PM']haha

stupid volume control
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That can be tough to figure out ...

[Cow of Shame]

Triumph: Your mom came all the way from where?

fan: Albuquerque

Triumph: All the way from Albuquerque to root for Michael?

fan: *nods* To root for Michael..

Triumph: They don't have any child molestors back there for her to root for?

fan: *shakes head* not as big as Michael




Triumph: Where's the food around here?

Reporter: *laughs* Cafe Diem across the street

Triumph: Oh, who's kidding who? You reporters don't need food. You feed on human mysery

Triumph: I'm wasting my time. Criticising these reporters is like booing at the Special Olympics

[Cow of Shame]

This one's for you LD. Have you seen the latest Aqua Teen?

Ignignot: "And now we are off on a quest for honeys that are beyond fly..."

Err: "We're gonna get so laid"

Ignignot: "Err....[i]please[/i]....innuendo...."

Err: "In [i]YOUR[/i] endo, man!"

Edited January 7, 2006 by Cow of Shame