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Here's a fun little avatar:

[img]http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c398/Cow_of_Shame/help0wv.gif[/img]

And I'll throw this pic in for good measure...

[img]http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c398/Cow_of_Shame/superherosgonewild.jpg[/img]

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[url="http://www.glennbeck.com/colmes/index.shtml"]Alan Colmes Majic Eye Ball[/url]
what is in your future?
ask the Colmes Majic Eye Ball...

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I love this thread.

[img]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y295/Betterterm/av-3048.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.mycathatesyou.com/images/cats/2005/09/galahad.jpg[/img]

Got any funny pictures? Unamused cats are always funny. Especially when they have fruit helmets.

[img]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y295/Betterterm/7022455.gif[/img]

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Speaking of amusing, yet disturbing avatars, here's one popular with a few writers I know...

[img]http://www.mtco.com/~lbamber/keyboard.gif[/img]

I can barely stand to look at it. :pinch:

(I have swiped the one you posted, CoS :D:)

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[quote name='philothea' date='Dec 20 2005, 01:05 AM']Speaking of amusing, yet disturbing avatars, here's one popular with a few writers I know...

[img]http://www.mtco.com/~lbamber/keyboard.gif[/img]

I can barely stand to look at it.  :pinch:

(I have swiped the one you posted, CoS :D:)
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ive seen that avatar too - and i love it :)

and the Colmes eye says its cool .... (i asked it, it says "yes")

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[quote name='Cow of Shame' date='Dec 19 2005, 09:42 PM']I feel sorry for the waitress.  Of course, I'm assuming she's the one who kept serving him....
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Just before daybreak on 14 January 2004, three men clad in only shoes and hats entered a Denny's restaurant in Spokane, Washington. The trio of streakers had left their 1988 Mazda running in the frigid parking lot for a quick escape, which turned out to be a mistake. As they were sprinting nude through the 24-hour eatery, one of the restaurant's patrons left the group he was dining with and made off with the waiting car. (The car thief's companions departed at about the same time in another vehicle.)

The streakers looked out during their high-spirited dash to see their Mazda — which contained their clothes — driving away. They gave pursuit, charging into the chill of the 20°F weather in their birthday suits.

They were unsuccessful in gaining back their car. The naked young men huddled behind vehicles in an adjacent parking lot until police arrived to claim them.

The cops didn't charge them, though. They probably figured that they learned their lesson.

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Those cat pics are sweet.
What do you suppose the green 'helmet' is? I would think melon would be too heavy, but it's not a lime....

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[quote name='philothea' date='Dec 19 2005, 09:05 PM']Speaking of amusing, yet disturbing avatars, here's one popular with a few writers I know...

I can barely stand to look at it. 
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Well, that reminded me of [url="http://mondo.happytreefriends.com/"]Happy Tree Friends[/url]

(Not for small children or big babies)

My favorite episode:

[url="http://oasi.upc.es/~kiusap/flash/happy_tree_friends/petelal/htf_eye.swf"][u]Eye Candy[/u][/url]

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[quote name='Earthsea Annie' date='Dec 20 2005, 08:30 AM']So, Ash, what role did you play in the whole debacle?
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I've been to that actual Denny's, the last time I was in Spokane. :detective:

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[quote name='Cow of Shame' date='Dec 19 2005, 09:42 PM']Hmmm...tough one.  Never been in that situation before.  I've had friends get silly-drunk and prance up & down the stairwell in the dorms, mooning unsuspecting female passers-by....but haven't had anyone pass out & puke all over in a public place.

lol...you left him outside in the cold for 4 hrs? Aren't you in Canada?  You're probably lucky the cops didn't pick him up & you had to worry about bailing him outta jail. 

heh

I feel sorry for the waitress.  Of course, I'm assuming she's the one who kept serving him....
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It was summer, so no worries about the temperature.

And yes, coming to think of it we where (or he was) probably pretty lucky he didn't get picked up by the cops.

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[quote name='Cow of Shame' date='Dec 20 2005, 09:20 AM']Those cat pics are sweet.
What do you suppose the green 'helmet' is?  I would think melon would be too heavy, but it's not a lime....
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Maybe it was a really large grapefruit that hadn't ripened.

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BTW doesn't Alan Colmes look like he's had too many facelifts? His skin looks like it's been halved and stretched over his face.

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[quote name='Ash Wednesday' date='Dec 19 2005, 11:38 PM']Just before daybreak on 14 January 2004, three men clad in only shoes and hats entered a Denny's restaurant in Spokane, Washington.
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Reminds me of a story that was told to me.

There was a guy who held up a store and fled on foot. He entered a near-by apartment complex & broke into one of the apartments to hide from the cops. Unfortunately, the owner was home & was some sort of black belt/martial arts master and completely kicked the living shiznit outta him. He stumbles back out, picks another apartment & breaks in. The thief is 2 for 2...the owner is home. THIS time, he gets shot....dead, if I remember correctly.

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