Lounge Daddy Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 [quote name='zabbazooey' date='Dec 18 2005, 03:12 AM']Brick is my favorite!! Ya hear that, Ed? BEARS. You wanna put the whole station in jeopardy?! [right][snapback]829593[/snapback][/right] [/quote] and i loved Fantana's entire "sex panther" bit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zabbazooey Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 Veronica: WHAT IS THAT SMELL? Brian: That's the smell of desire, m'lady Veronica: No, I mean it smells like a diaper filled with Indian food Brian: Desire smells like that to some people... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lounge Daddy Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 "You know, desire smells like that to some people" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zabbazooey Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 60% of the time...it works....every time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rick777 Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 [quote name='zabbazooey' date='Dec 18 2005, 12:21 AM']Veronica: WHAT IS THAT SMELL? Brian: That's the smell of desire, m'lady Veronica: No, I mean it smells like a diaper filled with Indian food Brian: Desire smells like that to some people... [right][snapback]829615[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lounge Daddy Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 [quote name='zabbazooey' date='Dec 18 2005, 03:24 AM']60% of the time...it works....every time [right][snapback]829622[/snapback][/right] [/quote] "that doesnt make sense..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow of Shame Posted December 18, 2005 Author Share Posted December 18, 2005 [quote name='Socrates' date='Dec 16 2005, 05:35 PM']I thought cows were female. [/quote] Eh, it's meant as a more generic term. "Bull of Shame" just didn't have the right ring to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow of Shame Posted December 18, 2005 Author Share Posted December 18, 2005 (edited) <DeadMansHand> haha, last night, me and pete went out to celebrate his engagement and got hugely drunk <DeadMansHand> we got this great idea to bury eachother in the sand close to the water and see who would chicken out first <DeadMansHand> took about a half hour, but the water got up to my face so i freaked and got out <DeadMansHand> i looked around for pete and he must've chickened out before me and stumbled home or something heh <DeadMansHand> What'd he say when he woke up this morning? <Thirteen-> uhh.. he hasn't come home yet.. i thought he was staying with you? <DeadMansHand> holy ****. <DeadMansHand> i ****ing hope im wrong about what im thinking right now <DeadMansHand> im ****ing going back to the beach to make sure <DeadMansHand> if he gets home, call me, i don't want to be worrying about this <Thirteen-> will do. you better hope he's not still buried, you'll be in deep sh*t. quit: (DeadMansHand) <Tyran> wtf? pete came home last night you ****. Ken's going to be worrying about this sh*t all day <Thirteen-> haha yea, but it will be fun while it lasts join: (PeteRepeat) (bob@3F8C4655.11D1C8C.18637D35.IP) <PeteRepeat> ****ing ken <PeteRepeat> ken... that ****er buried me in the sand last night, i ran off about 5 minutes to it, left him there to be an idiot <Thirteen> pete, ken didn't come back last night, i thought he was with you. <PeteRepeat> oh ****. <PeteRepeat> if ken shows up, make sure he doesn't know that im at the beach digging for his body. i don't want him to think i care or anything. quit: (PeteRepeat) <Thirteen-> rofl. Those 2 are going to get a huge surprise when they meet at the beach. <Tyran> i can't beleive how perfect their timing was Edited December 18, 2005 by Cow of Shame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow of Shame Posted December 18, 2005 Author Share Posted December 18, 2005 LD: Carl has to be one of my fav cartoon characters. -------------- Inignot & Err take second place. Inignot: You and your third dimension. Frylock: What about it? Inignot: Oh, nothing, it's cute. We have five. [Pause] Err: Thousand. Inignot: Yes, five thousand. Err: Don't question it. Frylock: Oh, yeah? Well, I only see two. Inignot: Well, that sounds like a personal problem. ---------------- Master Shake: Don't you touch those! They're in mint condition, and they're gonna stay that way! Meatwad: I'll touch 'em all the way to the trash can is what I'll do... Master Shake: You touch those and your G.I. Joes are gonna be M.I.A. my friend! And then who's gonna call Little Momma Joe, to tell her that her boy ain't coming home? Cause SOMEBODY was asleep on guard duty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avemaria40 Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zabbazooey Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 It's not stealing if you need it....and you NEED it Yoo hoo! Running crew!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Socrates Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 [quote name='Cow of Shame' date='Dec 18 2005, 02:13 AM']Eh, it's meant as a more generic term. "Bull of Shame" just didn't have the right ring to it. [right][snapback]829667[/snapback][/right] [/quote] So what's in a name, Cow of Shame? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow of Shame Posted December 19, 2005 Author Share Posted December 19, 2005 (edited) [quote name='Socrates' date='Dec 18 2005, 09:36 AM']So what's in a name, Cow of Shame? [/quote] *shrug* I made it up 7 yrs ago as a chat room handle. Heck if I can remember if there was a point.... ---------------------- <Guo_Si> Hey, you know what smells of elderberries? <TheXPhial> vaccuums <Guo_Si> Hey, you know what smells of elderberries in a metaphorical sense? <TheXPhial> black holes <Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool? <TheXPhial> lava? -------------- <anamexis> oh man <anamexis> I was opening a coke, right --> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind <anamexis> and it exploded <anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard <anamexis> but I got it away just in time <-- Beefpile has quit (sick ****ers) <anamexis> :< ---------------- DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired. Edited December 19, 2005 by Cow of Shame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didacus Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 LOL OK Cow... here's the deal... I go out with four of my friends... onw gets stupidly drunk! In the middle of the night he pases out, head on the table of course. 5 minutes goes by, and he vomits all over the table! Ouch, what a sight! Now, what do YOU do? WHAT DO YOU DO? Really? Me and my two other friends just cahnged tables. The waitress came by and saw the mess of course. She came to us and asked "Where'nt you with him just 2 mintues ago?" We said naaaahhh... we have no idea how that poor sap is! So the bouncer comes by, picks him up and litterally throws him out the door! Me and my firends... laughed at eadh other and giggled "We'll pickl him up on the way out!' we told each other. Sure enough, 4 hours go by (or so? hard to remember) and at 2am... there he was, by the door, sitting by himself mumbling a bunch of things! We carrried him home... Should I feel guilty about anything? Nahhhh! I've lived through worse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow of Shame Posted December 20, 2005 Author Share Posted December 20, 2005 [quote name='Didacus' date='Dec 19 2005, 11:30 AM'] I go out with four of my friends... onw gets stupidly drunk! In the middle of the night he pases out, head on the table of course. 5 minutes goes by, and he vomits all over the table! Ouch, what a sight! Now, what do YOU do? WHAT DO YOU DO? [/quote] Hmmm...tough one. Never been in that situation before. I've had friends get silly-drunk and prance up & down the stairwell in the dorms, mooning unsuspecting female passers-by....but haven't had anyone pass out & puke all over in a public place. lol...you left him outside in the cold for 4 hrs? Aren't you in Canada? You're probably lucky the cops didn't pick him up & you had to worry about bailing him outta jail. heh I feel sorry for the waitress. Of course, I'm assuming she's the one who kept serving him.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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