God the Father Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 [quote name='jasJis' date='Mar 31 2006, 01:36 PM']You're not funny. In fact, I'm angry that I lost moments of my life reading this thread trying to find a chuckle. You stole seconds of my life that I will never get back. How dare you intrude into my life and steal time from me. If you were eating ice-cream, I'd smash it in your face and tell you to remember me for the rest of your life. You deserve it because you will lie 40 years from now and say how I smashed your icecream in your face and said to f-ing remember me. Liar. I never said f-ing. You deserve to have your icecream smashed in your face you 50 something year old liar. Can't you just get over it? [right][snapback]929842[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Don't talk to Cow of Shame that way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosey Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 [quote name='jasJis' date='Mar 31 2006, 02:36 PM']You're not funny. In fact, I'm angry that I lost moments of my life reading this thread trying to find a chuckle. You stole seconds of my life that I will never get back. How dare you intrude into my life and steal time from me. If you were eating ice-cream, I'd smash it in your face and tell you to remember me for the rest of your life. You deserve it because you will lie 40 years from now and say how I smashed your icecream in your face and said to f-ing remember me. Liar. I never said f-ing. You deserve to have your icecream smashed in your face you 50 something year old liar. Can't you just get over it? [right][snapback]929842[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Hey thats from Dane Cook. Get your own material Mr. Unoriginal : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasJis Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 [quote name='Ash Wednesday' date='Mar 30 2006, 11:44 AM']I think it's been mentioned that the barstools with the "nuns" is actually from Europe and the nuns were probably staged in costumes for a postcard shot or something. [right][snapback]928464[/snapback][/right] [/quote]No, it's a bar in Key West. Why stage it? Nun's have a sense of humor. A nun friend of my mom's who was a teacher at my grade school (I don't think she ever taught me) visited me at home. She gave my kids those 'wally-wall-walker' things from the 90's. They are a sticky rubber creature you throw on the glass or walls and the fall slowly down because they're sticky. They also make a mess. She told them their parents (me & wife) can't throw away a gift from a nun. She also still wore a habit so it was like God's aunt talking to my kids. It took weeks before we could make those beaver dam things disappear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasJis Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 [quote name='Moosey' date='Mar 31 2006, 12:41 PM']Hey thats from Dane Cook. Get your own material Mr. Unoriginal : [right][snapback]929855[/snapback][/right] [/quote]I am much older than Dane Cook, where do you think he get's his material. Besides, I'm not Catholic. What's a good Catholic kid like you listening to Dane Cook? I bet you're afraid of bees, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosey Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 [quote name='jasJis' date='Mar 31 2006, 02:44 PM']I am much older than Dane Cook, where do you think he get's his material. Besides, I'm not Catholic. What's a good Catholic kid like you listening to Dane Cook? I bet you're afraid of bees, too. [right][snapback]929861[/snapback][/right] [/quote] No, I punch every bee in the face I mean...*ahem* I've never seen Dane Cook.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scardella Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Who's Dane Cook? (Don't worry, the "rock" I crawl out from under is simply my office. I don't have windows ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasJis Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 (edited) [quote name='Moosey' date='Mar 31 2006, 12:49 PM']No, I punch every bee in the face .... [right][snapback]929865[/snapback][/right] [/quote] I hear you sister. [i]F[/i] bees. Now flying horse are something to be scared of. [Now stop listening to Dane Cook unless your parents know.] Edited March 31, 2006 by jasJis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luthien Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 [quote name='jasJis' date='Mar 31 2006, 01:55 PM']I hear you sister. [i]F[/i] bees. Now flying horse are something to be scared of. [Now stop listening to Dane Cook unless your parents know.] [right][snapback]929941[/snapback][/right] [/quote] They do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Wednesday Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Has JasJis always been this acerbic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luthien Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 *looks up acerbic in dictionary.* I don't think so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasJis Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 [quote name='Ash Wednesday' date='Mar 31 2006, 03:35 PM']Has JasJis always been this acerbic? [right][snapback]930012[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Excuse me, but you've mistaken my drollness for a mordant attitude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Wednesday Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Mmkay... not that I wished to sound hubristic or anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luthien Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 *runs away* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Wednesday Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Are you calling me hubristic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luthien Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 uh...no? *puts dictionary away* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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