Cow of Shame Posted January 21, 2006 Author Share Posted January 21, 2006 [quote name='Ash Wednesday' date='Jan 21 2006, 09:07 AM'] Claim: Pittsburgh Pirates pitcher Dock Ellis hurled a no-hitter while under the influence of LSD. Status: True. [/quote] lol awesome well, you know....sort of....in the way that totally ignores LSD use & kids' heros using mind altering substances... but that totally rocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ardillacid Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 [quote name='Cow of Shame' date='Jan 21 2006, 12:31 AM']Poor poor squirrel too bad you aren't gay like me I pity your sad little plebian existance. Forever doomed to be completely nescient of the pleasures of truly creative thoughts or posts. Futilely grasping, scrabbling, questing for that which you can never attain. Ah, to be fated to mediocrity. I shudder at your misfortune. [right][snapback]862599[/snapback][/right] [/quote] mediocrity on phatmass is fine with me dude. It isn't my goal in life to be a "cool" or "deep" phatmasser I am just here to have fun and to take a break from calc and physics and the rest of school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow of Shame Posted January 22, 2006 Author Share Posted January 22, 2006 [quote name='ardillacid' date='Jan 22 2006, 12:28 AM'] It isn't my goal in life to be a "cool" or "deep" phatmasser [/quote] Never said it was. I just expect my taunters to be entertaining or clever. You must be ------->this tall to ride the Cow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missionseeker Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 We used to have cows that we rode... really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow of Shame Posted January 22, 2006 Author Share Posted January 22, 2006 I believe you. My cousins did too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow of Shame Posted February 15, 2006 Author Share Posted February 15, 2006 (edited) [img]http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c398/Cow_of_Shame/10ways.jpg[/img] (...for those of you who missed it, Cheney recently shot a fellow hunter in the face & neck with pellets while bird hunting) Edited February 15, 2006 by Cow of Shame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Wednesday Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 [img]http://pekingduck.org/archives/cheney.gun.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow of Shame Posted March 20, 2006 Author Share Posted March 20, 2006 [img]http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c398/Cow_of_Shame/hoff.jpg[/img] The more I think about this picture, the more I laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ardillacid Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow of Shame Posted March 22, 2006 Author Share Posted March 22, 2006 coupla more irc chat logs: <Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler <Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown <RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown <Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews -------------- [b]docsigma2000[/b]: my son is sooooooo dead [i]c8info[/i]: Why? [b]docsigma2000[/b]: hes been looking at internet web sites in freaking EUROPE [b]docsigma2000[/b]: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE [b]docsigma2000[/b]: our freaking phone bill is gonna be nuts [i]c8info[/i]: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour. [b]docsigma2000[/b]: ...!!!!!! [b]docsigma2000[/b]: is there some plan we can sign up for??? [b]docsigma2000[/b]: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pay that much [i]c8info[/i]: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it. [b]docsigma2000[/b]: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites. [b]docsigma2000[/b]: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead [i]c8info[/i]: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance. ** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser Soze Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 My mama says that life is like a bag of jelly beans... Nobody likes the black ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HisChild Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 I just finished reading all 8 pages. . .. some of these posts made me laugh so hard I snorted, and had tears running down my face. Gads my stomach hurts now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scardella Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 That last picture is wrong in a variety of ways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 [quote name='scardella' date='Mar 22 2006, 09:43 AM']That last picture is wrong in a variety of ways. [right][snapback]917659[/snapback][/right] [/quote] And yet soooooo funny ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HisChild Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 When I first saw the Hoff soap, I just , wasn't sure I was seeing what I was seeing. Then I started choking on my soda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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