Tata126 Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 How well I know it!!! I love it when onomotopeia is so true to the original sound, even when I have to make it up. For instance, whenever my sewing machine is unhappy with me, it gives a prolonged "hronk," on about a d flat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missionseeker Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 (edited) [quote name='Cow of Shame' date='Jan 7 2006, 04:38 PM']Ways to do what, exactly? You can organically burn in hell? Or living on an organic farm is [i]like[/i] being in hell? I'm so sorry, dude. [right][snapback]849026[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Sorry I took so long to answer. Computer messed up. O.k. o.k. I'll be more specific next time. Can you organically burn in Hell? But I do doubt that Hell uses chemicals to keep the fire going. Living [i]here[/i] could be a sort of Purgatory. right now I sooo wish I lived in Hell, Montana oh, and i meant ways to put nitrogen back into the soil so you can use it for years in a row. I really wish I had never done that stupid project because now I am in charge of compost. But, it could be worse.... Edited January 14, 2006 by missionseeker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blovedwolfofgod Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 [quote name='missionseeker' date='Jan 13 2006, 10:27 PM']Sorry I took so long to answer. Computer messed up. O.k. o.k. I'll be more specific next time. Can you organically burn in Hell? But I do doubt that Hell uses chemicals to keep the fire going. Living [i]here[/i] could be a sort of Purgatory. right now I sooo wish I lived in Hell, Montana oh, and i meant ways to put nitrogen back into the soil so you can use it for years in a row. I really wish I had never done that stupid project because now I am in charge of compost. But, it could be worse.... [right][snapback]855745[/snapback][/right] [/quote] OWNED!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missionseeker Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 What do you do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God the Father Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 [quote name='missionseeker' date='Jan 14 2006, 08:36 PM']What do you do? [right][snapback]856257[/snapback][/right] [/quote] "Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the [gosh darn] customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the he[ck] is wrong with you people?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Here's a joke for my sweet little arseface that a friend just forwarded to me: THE MOTHER-IN-LAW A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty! One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?" "My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carrie Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 [quote name='Sojourner' date='Jan 16 2006, 04:54 PM']Here's a joke for my sweet little arseface that a friend just forwarded to me: THE MOTHER-IN-LAW A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty! One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?" "My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek. [right][snapback]857986[/snapback][/right] [/quote] How appropriate!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow of Shame Posted January 19, 2006 Author Share Posted January 19, 2006 [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=zLElfJ9YCh0"]The Chronic-WHAT?-cles of Narnia[/url] Hilarious SNL skit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow of Shame Posted January 19, 2006 Author Share Posted January 19, 2006 Here's a new game for you: [url="http://www.armorgames.com/games/bloodyday_popup.html"]Bloody Day[/url] It's practically stick men, but it's a bit bloody (ah, *that's* why they named it "Bloody Day"!). It's addicting. My high score is 2125. A friend got up to an insane 3350. What sort of damage can YOU do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ardillacid Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 (edited) [quote name='Cow of Shame' date='Dec 16 2005, 08:36 AM']Feel free to post jizunk that tickles your fancy [right][snapback]827984[/snapback][/right] [/quote] ok if you say so Edited January 19, 2006 by ardillacid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ardillacid Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 dude Cow, your hamster is a lot hotter up close and personal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didacus Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Are hamsters an ev9olutionary derivative of squirrels or vice versa? Scored a 1350 point bloody day after three tries. I'm just too lazy to be a born killer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow of Shame Posted January 19, 2006 Author Share Posted January 19, 2006 (edited) I really enjoyed the 'shotgun' mode, but you don't get as much time on the clock, so it's much harder to get as high a score as with a handgun. (Boo is taken, but he thanks you) Edited January 19, 2006 by Cow of Shame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didacus Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Did you try bloody day 2? High score there is llike 250 000... scored maybe 20 000 after three tries myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow of Shame Posted January 19, 2006 Author Share Posted January 19, 2006 [quote name='Didacus' date='Jan 19 2006, 09:15 AM']Did you try bloody day 2? [/quote] No...do you have a link? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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